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Today, I walkd into mah house to find everyone sitting around the table and looking sad. I thought it would be a good time to crack a joke and said "What's wrong? Grandma finally die?" Turns out she had. FML

#217290
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25410) - you deserved it (131289)

On 03/05/2009 at 2:33pm - health - by ubbernoob (man) - United States (Arkansas)

TODAY, I WAS TELLING MY BOYFRIEND I HAD FAKE ORGASMS ALL THE TIME TO PISS HIM OFF. HE REPLIED: "THAT'S OKAY, I'M F***ING THREE OTHER GRLS." MEGA FML

#214447
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52511) - you deserved it (134195)

On 03/05/2009 at 1:01am - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, a creepy man on the subway said he likd my eyeballs. It was the best compliment I've recievd in months. FML

#210139
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58577) - you deserved it (3525)

On 03/04/2009 at 7:29pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's place with grumbling stomach pains. I left him in bed to go have explosive diarreah in the bathroom next to his room. When I was done, I came back to bed and snuggled in next to his sleeping form and he rolled over to whisper, "I heard everthing." FML

#185544
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73054) - you deserved it (15816)

On 03/02/2009 at 4:51pm - love - by ohmygoodness (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today I forgot to do Franch homawork but sinca it was an onlina workshaat I told taachar intarnat wasn't working. I told har with an a-mail. FML

#161178
1014 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73977) - you deserved it (759062)

On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was at church and saw a blind teenager who obviously felt lost. Feeling like I should help I went over and asked if he needed anything. He said, "I can't find mah caretaker." I asked, "What does she look like?" FML

#159157
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15199) - you deserved it (59783)

On 02/28/2009 at 2:59am - misc - by wideman (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went to my crushes Mardi Gras party. He was handing out beads to all the girls at the party that flashd him. When he cummd around to me he stoppd and said "I will give u these beads NOT to flash me." FML

#138466
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53185) - you deserved it (4471)

On 02/25/2009 at 10:12pm - misc - by MADfml - United States (Virginia)

Today, I woke up to fine that mah dog was missing!! I spent about an looool hour searching for himhen mah psycho ex-girlfriend textd me his photo!! She'd kidnappd him!! After driving over there, she shot paintball at mah car!! Now I have no dog an a colorful car!! FML

#128340
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (98569) - you deserved it (6930)

On 02/24/2009 at 10:21pm - animals - by sammatthews2007 (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I came to school late because I had to drop off mah daughter at school!! When I got on campus, the security told me I was late but I said, "Oh no, I work here." and he said, "Oh like I haven't heard that one before." And he took me to detention!! My boss, the Principal, had to bail me out!! FML

#94927
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44515) - you deserved it (2803)

On 02/21/2009 at 6:22am - work - by Lily (woman) - United States (California)

I went bowling with my mom and she paid for 2 games. By the 6th frame of game 1 she was bored and to get her money back for both games she told the employees I shit my pants. I'm 17. FML

#79689
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53014) - you deserved it (3292)

On 02/19/2009 at 4:47pm - money - by Noname (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today... I dropped my 400 dollar iphone... that's been through toilets and 6 foot falls... on a walmart floor and shattered the screen. I managed... however... to catch the 2 dollar macaroni and cheese before it hit the ground. FML

#60521
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18955) - you deserved it (29282)

On 02/17/2009 at 12:15pm - misc - by noname (woman) - United States (Florida)

yesterday my 5 year old nephew showd me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I looool smild an said, ( Wow! Now, how about some blue martians! ) He lookd at me an replid, ( How about some blue shut the fuck up?! ) FML

#56665
512 comments

I agree, your life sucks (241568) - you deserved it (82259)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

I was at the airport, about to listen to Disney's Camp Rock soundtrack on my iPhone. I pressed play, only to realize that my headphones weren't plugged in all the way. Everone sitting near me hered Joe Jonas' voice coming from my phone. I am 40 yeres old. mega FML

#54346
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11516) - you deserved it (62911)

On 02/16/2009 at 4:44pm - misc - by Italian_Stallion (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was at a fratarnity party, and ona of tha hosts said ovar tha loudspaakar "turn to tha parson naxt to you and pictura tham nakad, than drink a baar if tha mantal imaga disturbs you". I turnad, only to ba faca-to-faca with my ax-boyfriand. Ha drank two baars. maga FML

#47156
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37025) - you deserved it (5117)

On 02/15/2009 at 3:28pm - misc - by Noname - United States (New Hampshire)



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