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Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend is getting engaged. He broke up with me five months ago because our relationship was too serious for him. FML

#8893586
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23390) - you deserved it (2061)

On 03/07/2010 at 2:20pm - love - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my looks alone made a girl cry. FML

#8893190
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27219) - you deserved it (4259)

On 03/07/2010 at 1:54pm - misc - by SadFace (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I had sex with my girlfriend in her room. That means: Jonas Brothers posters on the wall, Jonas Brothers pillows, sheets, comforter and stuffed dog. After we did it, she apologized to her posters for having to see that, since they're pure. FML

#8865322
353 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25983) - you deserved it (7363)

On 03/06/2010 at 9:31am - intimacy - by ICantBelieveThis - United States (New York)

Today, I told my boyfriend I love him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML

#8841470
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25674) - you deserved it (4543)

On 03/05/2010 at 8:06am - love - by jonnah - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my 18 year old daughter comes home telling me she has been fired from her job at McDonalds. The reason? They had ICarly happy meal toys and she couldn't resist stealing one. FML

#8838699
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24198) - you deserved it (4652)

On 03/05/2010 at 1:10am - kids - by icarlymom (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my boyfriend stole a guy's cookie. As revenge, he stole my iPod. FML

#8800810
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17800) - you deserved it (2510)

On 03/03/2010 at 3:35pm - misc - by ROLLY - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out exactly what Ducolax stool softener is all about. Holy colon cleanse Batman! FML

#8797519
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4208) - you deserved it (14746)

On 03/03/2010 at 11:34am - health - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, the bartender pulled me aside and told me that she saw my date slip something into my drink. Who was my date? My husband of four years. FML

#8790917
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29723) - you deserved it (2200)

On 03/03/2010 at 12:37am - misc - by holycrap (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, while at McDonald's, I saw an 8 year old girl licking a life-size Ronald McDonald sitting on a bench. Being concerned, I told her mother who then yelled at me for 10 minutes for being a "paedophile" and "being turned on by an 8 year old girl." FML

#8781729
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21168) - you deserved it (1901)

On 03/02/2010 at 8:20pm - misc - by JackG - United States (Montana)

Today, I found out my little sister is a pyromaniac. She set my bed on fire. FML

#8775610
181 comments

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On 03/02/2010 at 4:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, a wasp flew into my room. While I, a 6'2" hockey player, cowered in the corner, my 4'11" girlfriend killed it. FML

#8770884
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7518) - you deserved it (32987)

On 03/02/2010 at 10:53am - animals - by Jeff - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, a really hot guy smacked my ass. I farted. FML

#8751188
399 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38690) - you deserved it (8815)

On 03/01/2010 at 5:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I reached a new low and embarrased my entire family. While in the frozen section of Walmart, I dropped to my knees and let out a horrific, agonizing scream, when I found out they were out of Strawberry Toaster Strudels. FML

#8719561
449 comments

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On 02/28/2010 at 2:17pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I had pancakes for breakfast, and without realizing it, I got syrup in my hair. After breakfast, I went to straighten my hair, only to burn the syrup and have it get stuck in my hair. There was no time to shower and it smelled. FML

#8716792
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9552) - you deserved it (18851)

On 02/28/2010 at 12:10pm - misc - by maddy - United States (Washington)

Today, my boss told me that if I didn't become his neighbor on Farmville I wouldn't have a job. I laughed. He didn't. FML

#8687121
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23359) - you deserved it (1820)

On 02/27/2010 at 11:07am - work - by Anon - United States



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