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Nothingness1

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Saturday 4 June 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1478
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Nothingness1 : Lalala. Just ask. =]

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Nothingness1's favorite FMLs

Today, me and my friend were following this hot lifeguard around a waterpark. In the wave pool, I decided to be cute and "accidentally" bump into him during the waves to start a conversation. As I prepared to do this, a large wave pushed me off my feet and I fell face-first into his butt. FML

#4425556
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12261) - you deserved it (50850)

On 08/10/2009 at 10:34am - misc - by klutz (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out the hot girl I'd been flirting with on Facebook is actually 3 10-year-olds who created a fake profile to see how many desperate losers would try to hook up with her. FML

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131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13370) - you deserved it (65621)

On 08/09/2009 at 7:54pm - misc - by pwndbykidz (man) - Canada (Alberta)



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