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About Nothingness1 : Lalala. Just ask. =]
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Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
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Today, me and my friend were following this hot lifeguard around a waterpark. In the wave pool, I decided to be cute and "accidentally" bump into him during the waves to start a conversation. As I prepared to do this, a large wave pushed me off my feet and I fell face-first into his butt. FML
Friday 22 May 2015