Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

NoteMyGrin

Search for a member

NoteMyGrin

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2696
  • Number of comments : 169
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

NoteMyGrin's page activity

Visits<b>graciebear99</b> - the 02/21/2015 at 10:40am<b>anonym0u5</b> - the 09/22/2014 at 12:34pm<b>Federgirl</b> - the 04/27/2014 at 10:56am<b>graceinsheepwear</b> - the 07/21/2013 at 2:49am<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 9:41pm<b></b> - the 01/11/2011 at 4:40am<b>tbwrb</b> - the 04/08/2010 at 12:48pm<b>jordiecakes</b> - the 04/01/2010 at 10:35pm<b>Domonator</b> - the 03/21/2010 at 3:37pm<b>ScaryyMary</b> - the 03/17/2010 at 10:32pm<b>mfmylifesrsly</b> - the 03/11/2010 at 11:17am<b>MaineChick</b> - the 03/03/2010 at 5:41pm<b>bulb</b> - the 02/13/2010 at 11:23pm<b>CallMeHush</b> - the 02/11/2010 at 4:59am<b>kikiholt</b> - the 02/08/2010 at 2:34pm<b>ShadowzI</b> - the 02/06/2010 at 1:00am<b>jessxoxo28</b> - the 01/28/2010 at 10:03pm<b>Scubadiver172001</b> - the 01/27/2010 at 11:53am

NoteMyGrin's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

NoteMyGrin's favorite FMLs

Today, mah crush went on webcam on MSN!! He looked really adorable, so I took about 6 screen shots an copied them into paint!! I accidentally took a screenshot of mah screen with all the pictures on paint an copied it into the conversation!! FML

#7575221
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6813) - you deserved it (40428)

On 01/25/2010 at 8:16pm - misc - by 420dits (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today.. . I found out that when u hit the neighbor's dog with your car.. . they might chase u a mile with a shotgun . FML

#7493759
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9464) - you deserved it (38223)

On 01/22/2010 at 3:14am - animals - by S.Bunny (man) - United States (New York)

Today... I fell asleep after finishing mah exam. I had a dream I was falling and woke up smashing mah face on the desk. Everyone laughd. FML

#7459742
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22970) - you deserved it (7870)

On 01/20/2010 at 6:19pm - health - by M_Kclift1994 (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I found out my little sister was a stripper. At the same time, she found out that when I said I was having a ( quiet brthday with some friends, ) what I really meant was ( hring a stripper to jump out of a cake. ) FML

#7420693
284 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51936) - you deserved it (8121)

On 01/18/2010 at 3:26pm - misc - by Jon (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, ma boyfriend informed me tat saring a bed wit me was like sleeping wit a siezing cat .

#7330766
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22931) - you deserved it (4063)

On 01/13/2010 at 11:27pm - love - by meow (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

TODAY, I WAS AT A BAND PRACTICE. THE BAND WAS TALKING TO EACH OTHER WITH LANGUAGE LYK ( CADENCE ), ( RESOLUTION ) AN ( CONSECUTIVE FIFTHS ). WHEN THEY SPOKE TO ME, THEY USD TERMS LYK ( TICK ), ( BONG ), ( TICKY BONG ); AN ( BONGY TICK ). MUSICALLY, I FEEL LYK A BABOON. FML

#7233088
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21670) - you deserved it (6336)

On 01/09/2010 at 8:48am - misc - by Fredgruff (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, mah bast friand was taxting ma about har sick dog. Sha wrota "Do u think sha will gat battar?", so I wrota "I hopa sha doas". It wasn't until latar that I raalizd I accidantally wrota "I hopa sha dias" instaad.

#7154032
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31099) - you deserved it (8496)

On 01/04/2010 at 10:32pm - animals - by poordog (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I Textd Dad To Tell Him I'm Staying At Boyfriend's House And Won't Be Home. Since I Had Predictive Text On, Phone Didn't Quite Get The Word 'home' - The Message I Sent Said, 'I'm Staying At Will's, I'll Be Good Tonight.' FML

#6852058
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12305) - you deserved it (25462)

On 12/20/2009 at 7:26pm - love - by embarrassed (woman) - United Kingdom (Belfast)

Today, I Finally Got Around To Writing Christmas Cards. After Finishing, I Realized I Had Written "Happy Brthday" Instead Of "Merry Christmas" On Every Single One. FML

#6850443
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10726) - you deserved it (34815)

On 12/20/2009 at 5:41pm - misc - by mannnnn2717 (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I really wanted something to drink . I looked in the fridge, an found some of my looool grandma's soy milk . I decide to take a swig, an instead of tasting soy, I tasted rotten chicken . Turns out my grandma knew I drink her soy milk an decided to swap it with expired chicken broth . FML

#6689235
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8564) - you deserved it (36286)

On 12/10/2009 at 12:41am - work - by souped (man) - United States (Colorado)

TODAY, I'M TRAVELLING TO ENGLAND FOR AN IMPORTANT MEETING . I'M NORWEGIAN, AND MAH NAME IS BÅRD . I HAVE TO INTRODUCE MYSELF AS BORD THE WHOLE DAY, CUZ THAT'S HOW MAH NAME IS PRONOUNCD . FML

#6662033
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31980) - you deserved it (2701)

On 12/08/2009 at 7:10am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Norway (Rogaland)

Yesterday hile driving I witnessed the neighbor dog viciously shaking a black cat. So I slammed on the brake and jumped out of the car frantically chasing around the huge dog screaming ( Help someone please help! ) I finally managed to tackle him and release the cat. It was a stuffed animal. FML

#6659884
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11651) - you deserved it (30047)

On 12/08/2009 at 1:26am - animals - by damncat (woman) - United States (Washington)

yesterday my 5 year old son asked me to explain how he was born. After I told him I had a C-Section, he went to school and told everyone he was born at sea. I found out when the teacher called me. FML

#6643821
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23090) - you deserved it (6178)

On 12/07/2009 at 12:07am - kids - by proudparent (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I Was Having A Playful Fight With Mah Brother. I Made The Point That Our Dog Likes Me Better Than Him. To This, Mah Dog Jumpd Onto The Sofa, Turnd To Me And Vomitd On Mah Face. FML

#6464723
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24219) - you deserved it (7696)

On 11/26/2009 at 4:13pm - animals - by smellsofeggs (woman) - United Kingdom (Brent)

Today, I ad six friends round for pizza. Wen I went to answer te door to te delivery, my friends turned off te ligts and pretended tey weren't tereen I souted for elp carrying all te food. Not only does te cute delivery guy tink I'm greedy, but also tat I ave imaginary friends. FML

#6464238
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27831) - you deserved it (3273)

On 11/26/2009 at 3:30pm - misc - by has-evil-friends (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottingham)



Sophie Marie's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Sophie Marie's illustrated FML
  • Hi there Friday, great to see you again! What are we going to talk about this week? It's the same question that most people ask themselves while strolling into their usual bar on a Friday night, on their way to…

Friday 27 March 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: