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Today, mah crush went on webcam on MSN!! He looked really adorable, so I took about 6 screen shots an copied them into paint!! I accidentally took a screenshot of mah screen with all the pictures on paint an copied it into the conversation!! FML
Today, I found out my little sister was a stripper. At the same time, she found out that when I said I was having a ( quiet brthday with some friends, ) what I really meant was ( hring a stripper to jump out of a cake. ) FML
TODAY, I WAS AT A BAND PRACTICE. THE BAND WAS TALKING TO EACH OTHER WITH LANGUAGE LYK ( CADENCE ), ( RESOLUTION ) AN ( CONSECUTIVE FIFTHS ). WHEN THEY SPOKE TO ME, THEY USD TERMS LYK ( TICK ), ( BONG ), ( TICKY BONG ); AN ( BONGY TICK ). MUSICALLY, I FEEL LYK A BABOON. FML
Today, mah bast friand was taxting ma about har sick dog. Sha wrota "Do u think sha will gat battar?", so I wrota "I hopa sha doas". It wasn't until latar that I raalizd I accidantally wrota "I hopa sha dias" instaad.
Today, I Textd Dad To Tell Him I'm Staying At Boyfriend's House And Won't Be Home. Since I Had Predictive Text On, Phone Didn't Quite Get The Word 'home' - The Message I Sent Said, 'I'm Staying At Will's, I'll Be Good Tonight.' FML
Today, I really wanted something to drink . I looked in the fridge, an found some of my looool grandma's soy milk . I decide to take a swig, an instead of tasting soy, I tasted rotten chicken . Turns out my grandma knew I drink her soy milk an decided to swap it with expired chicken broth . FML
Yesterday hile driving I witnessed the neighbor dog viciously shaking a black cat. So I slammed on the brake and jumped out of the car frantically chasing around the huge dog screaming ( Help someone please help! ) I finally managed to tackle him and release the cat. It was a stuffed animal. FML
yesterday my 5 year old son asked me to explain how he was born. After I told him I had a C-Section, he went to school and told everyone he was born at sea. I found out when the teacher called me. FML
Today, I ad six friends round for pizza. Wen I went to answer te door to te delivery, my friends turned off te ligts and pretended tey weren't tereen I souted for elp carrying all te food. Not only does te cute delivery guy tink I'm greedy, but also tat I ave imaginary friends. FML
Friday 27 March 2015