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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 717
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Not_High : ♏ Scorpio ~ ♫ Sum 41 ~ ♥ Cupcakes ~ Skyrim!
Twitter: @sarahstallman

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Today, I was accused of being high. Why? Because I was playing with a milk bottle. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17400) - you deserved it (4630)

On 03/23/2012 at 2:18am - misc - by Not_High (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)



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