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About Not_High : ♏ Scorpio ~ ♫ Sum 41 ~ ♥ Cupcakes ~ Skyrim!
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Today, I was accused of being high. Why? Because I was playing with a milk bottle. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17339) - you deserved it (4626)

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