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  • Birth Date : Saturday 1 May 1993 (21 years)
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Today, I walkad outsida to saa friand frantically waving and running at ma, yalling somathing I couldn't undarstand. I smilad and startad to jog ovar to him until I raalizad ha was scraaming ( RUN!!! ) Wa spant tha naxt 10 minutas running from his naighbor's 5 vicious chihuahuas. FML

#14080015
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On 12/04/2010 at 2:08am - misc - by chi-huaHUA - United States

Today , I tried to fix my laptop charger by fiddling around with it using metal tweezers. Not only did I 4get to unplug the cord and shocked myself , I also ended up breaking the charger completely. FML

#14044782
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On 12/01/2010 at 3:35am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I got punchd in the back by elderly woman because she thought I was mocking the way she walkd as I passd her. I was walking funny because I have a brace-boot on mah foot due to the fact that it got run over. FML

#14043145
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On 12/01/2010 at 12:12am - misc - by beer guy -

Today, I managed to think too much about how alone I feel living in a strange city, and I went out to fine a quiet place to write and eat . After I ordered my meal, I saw that I was the only diner that was sitting alone at a table . Then 'All By Myself' came on the radio . FML

#14040843
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On 11/30/2010 at 9:29pm - misc - by Anonymous - Italy

Today, My Boyfriend Told Me One Of The Main Reasons He Started Dating Me Was Because I Have The Same Name As His Ex, Whose Name He Has Tattooed On His Back!! FML

#14034734
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On 11/30/2010 at 10:50am - love - by tattooed (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, Ma Girlfriend Trew Ma X-box Out Te Window, Because I Askd Er Ow Muc Se Weigs. FML

#14023923
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On 11/29/2010 at 2:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, tere are rumor flying around ma office tat I ooked up wit te guy wo picks is nose and leave booger under tables. I didn't. Last nigt I took a sower at ma boyfriend's place, wo appen to use te exact same body was and sampoo as te office outcast. FML

#14019566
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On 11/29/2010 at 1:23am - intimacy - by AntiAxe -

Today, while sleeping over at mah girlfriend's house for the first time, I got up to go to the bathroom. I went to go back an once in the room asked, "You ready for round two baby?" The light cummed on an at this moment I realized I went into her parents bedroom by mistake. mega FML

#14007811
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On 11/28/2010 at 2:10am - intimacy - by apavies444 - United States

Today, I was texting my trainer to rearrange our training session. My grlfriend texted me during the exchange, asking wat I wanted fir Christmas. I accidentally texted my trainer, ( All I want r your sweet titties in my face ). I'm awaiting a response. FML

#14000546
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On 11/27/2010 at 3:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today... I Was Having Sex With My Boyfriend When He Startd Shaking Really Hard. When I Askd Him Wat He Was Doing... He Simply Said "I Want To Be Better Than Yur Vibrator!" FML

#13961788
191 comments

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On 11/24/2010 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by Heyy - United States (Washington)

my boss was bieng a total asshole. While in the bathroom, he turned his back on me, so I gave him the finger, mouthed obscenities, an pantomimed stabbing him with a knife. He was looking in the mirror an saw everything. FML

#13947465
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On 11/23/2010 at 8:41am - work - by fired (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today I was showing mah Mom how to use the Internet on her phone. As there was bad reception it said "Unexpected Failure." Seeing it she muttered under her breath "Just like you then..." real FML

#13937046
67 comments

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On 11/22/2010 at 1:35pm - misc - by unexpected_failure (man) - United Kingdom (Belfast)

Today , when I got home , I went into room to find a Bratz doll an a Ken doll laying naked , on top of each other on bed !! Attached to them was a note that stated , "Please , use yur imagination an find other ways besides porn to get excited !! The computer keeps getting viruses !! Love , Mom." FML

#13927798
204 comments

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On 11/21/2010 at 6:43pm - intimacy - by sydysyd (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today... I was cold and alone at work... so I decided to try and warm myself up on the panini toaster. As I was holding the top side open and my other hand over the hot metal... I accidentally closed the door on my hand. FML

#13925537
88 comments

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On 11/21/2010 at 2:07pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today,ile driving ome, I was so lonely I turnd on my GPS, even toug I knew te way, so it would feel like I ad someone to talk to. It made me feel better. FML

#13854444
124 comments

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On 11/15/2010 at 4:50pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)



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