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Today, I propositioned my boyfriend of two years to have sex with me in the shower to spice up our love life. He said that he was really busy. He was playing Call of Duty. FML

#7255890 (198)

I agree, your life sucks (11917) - you deserved it (3686)

On 01/10/2010 at 10:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had a promo code for a free Redbox movie. Since I knew exactly which movie I wanted, I parked in a handicapped space because it was super close and I was cold. I didn't think anyone would notice, but apparently the cop that parked beside my car did. My free movie cost me $100. FML

#7163163 (215)

I agree, your life sucks (3153) - you deserved it (46715)

On 01/05/2010 at 12:28pm - money - by handi-crap (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I pretended to smoke a bread stick that looked like a cigar. It made me feel cool. FML

#6644782 (14)

I agree, your life sucks (7491) - you deserved it (24172)

On 12/07/2009 at 1:06am - misc - by CH (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me amazing head. I was really getting into it, when she looked up, and gave me a thumbs up. I can never take oral sex seriously again. FML

#6069368 (121)

I agree, your life sucks (6208) - you deserved it (10893)

On 10/30/2009 at 12:34pm - intimacy - by man (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was driving to work. I saw a cute boy in the car next to me. To try and look cool, I pretended I was talking on my cell phone. I got pulled over and got a ticket for using my cell phone while driving. FML

#6057828 (187)

I agree, your life sucks (3712) - you deserved it (44052)

On 10/29/2009 at 5:14pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I learned that girls don't like it when you pass out from carrying them to the bed. What they DO like, is telling all their friends. FML

#6039295 (56)

I agree, your life sucks (20805) - you deserved it (6076)

On 10/28/2009 at 1:07pm - love - by thatguy (man) - United States (Ohio)