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Today, my friend and his girlfriend got in a fight while drunk and he started walking home. While driving around looking for him, I accidentally hit him with my car. FML

#18417405
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I agree, your life sucks (31364) - you deserved it (9259)

On 12/03/2011 at 5:03am - misc - by Sam - United States

Today, I asked the girl I like to send me 'yummy pictures.' I got a picture of cheesecake. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12240) - you deserved it (102274)

On 07/22/2011 at 2:29am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44905) - you deserved it (11045)

On 07/21/2011 at 5:24pm - love - by toni405 - United States



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