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Today, my daughter had just left for a date with her boyfriend. All of a sudden, she runs back in the house screaming "I forgot to take my birth control!" That is not something a father wants to hear. FML
I agree, your life sucks (44897) - you totally deserved it (3652)
On 06/29/2009 at 12:38pm - kids - by dad (man) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I took home my grandpa's ashes. I then went out with my grandma, leaving my 5-year-old at home with my 12-year-old. When I got home, my beaming 5-year-old opened the door, covered in white powder. My grandmother asked where all the powder had come from. She pointed to the empty ashbox. FML
I agree, your life sucks (31007) - you totally deserved it (9213)
On 06/17/2009 at 10:40pm - love - by fcnk (woman) - United States (California)
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