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Today, my daughter had just left for a date with her boyfriend. All of a sudden, she runs back in the house screaming "I forgot to take my birth control!" That is not something a father wants to hear. FML

By dad - / Monday 29 June 2009 16:38 / United States
By fcnk - / Thursday 18 June 2009 02:40 / United States