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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 19 March 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1546
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About NoelyBear : hi. i'm noel and i fail at life.

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Today, I came to work, to find my creepy boss sitting in my office. I work the night shift, so very unusual to find him there. I asked how he was, and he replied, "I told my wife about us; she kicked me out." I've been working there a month. Also, I'm married and pregnant. So, excuse me, "US?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (97221) - you deserved it (5111)

On 03/02/2009 at 4:10am - work - by oh_mylanta (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted me to be her first and last...with plenty of people in between. FML


I agree, your life sucks (68584) - you deserved it (5480)

On 02/22/2009 at 10:10am - intimacy - by Charles (man) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, my ex girlfriend that I still love sent me a text, quote "I still love you, but i'm not IN love with you" um. what? FML


I agree, your life sucks (26031) - you deserved it (3360)

On 01/07/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by wtf - United States (Michigan)

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