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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 19 March 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1421
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About NoelyBear : hi. i'm noel and i fail at life.

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Today, I cummd to work, to fine my creepy boss sitting in my office. I work the night shift, so very unusual to fine him there. I askd how he was, an he replid, "I told my wife about us; she kickd me out." I've been working there a month. Also, I'm marrid an pregnant. So, excuse me, "US?" mega FML

#180985
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I agree, your life sucks (91554) - you deserved it (4712)

On 03/02/2009 at 4:10am - work - by oh_mylanta (woman) - United States (Illinois)

TODAY MAH GRLFRIEND TOLD ME SHE WANTD ME TO BE HER FRST AN LAST...WITH PLENTY OF PEOPLE IN BETWEEN. REAL FML

#102962
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I agree, your life sucks (65227) - you deserved it (5176)

On 02/22/2009 at 10:10am - intimacy - by Charles (man) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today.!! !! ex girlfriend that I still love sent me a text.!! !! quote "I still love you.!! !! but i'm not IN love with you" um.hat? FML

#779
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I agree, your life sucks (23219) - you deserved it (3048)

On 01/07/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by wtf - United States (Michigan)



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