About NoelyBear : hi. i'm noel and i fail at life.
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Today, I came to work, to find my creepy boss sitting in my office. I work the night shift, so very unusual to find him there. I asked how he was, and he replied, "I told my wife about us; she kicked me out." I've been working there a month. Also, I'm married and pregnant. So, excuse me, "US?" FML
by oh_mylanta / 03/02/2009 at 4:10am / United States (Illinois) / Work
by Charles / 02/22/2009 at 10:10am / United Kingdom (Manchester) / Intimacy
by wtf / 01/07/2009 at 2:23pm / United States (Michigan) / Love
- 1Today, it's been six months since my husband and I have miscarried our daughter who we named Hana… 2Today, I discovered, after years of being grounded for losing my belongings, that I didn't actually… 3Today, eight tornados hit the town where I live. The only person who tried to get a hold of me and…
- Today, during an extremely romantic moment of cuddling with my girlfriend she started to cry, turns… Today I received a phone call for a reservation (I'm a B&B owner) for 12 firefighters (he said they… Today, I woke up to my head being covered by a pissy diaper, a pile of pee not even an inch from my…