About NoelyBear : hi. i'm noel and i fail at life.
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I agree, their lives suck
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Today, I came to work, to find my creepy boss sitting in my office. I work the night shift, so very unusual to find him there. I asked how he was, and he replied, "I told my wife about us; she kicked me out." I've been working there a month. Also, I'm married and pregnant. So, excuse me, "US?" FML
by oh_mylanta / 03/02/2009 at 4:10am / United States (Illinois) / Work
by Charles / 02/22/2009 at 10:10am / United Kingdom (Manchester) / Intimacy
by wtf / 01/07/2009 at 2:23pm / United States (Michigan) / Love
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was fired from my job because I, in my bosses words, "Abided by company policy to such an…