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NoelyBear
  • Town/Country : chewbaccastan, narnia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 19 March 1997 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 1054
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About NoelyBear : hi. i'm noel and i fail at life.

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Today, I was talking this pretty religious girl that I like. We were playing a game and I asked her if she could go back in history and meet anyone who would it be. She said Jesus. Without thinking I said "I mean someone that was real." FML

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211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15594) - you deserved it (39865)

On 01/24/2010 at 10:31pm - misc - by Ben (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have sex for the first time. Not only did he struggle for five minutes to put on a condom (repeatedly snapping himself in the balls), but he then had to ask me "which hole" to put it in. I'm dating a thirty-four year old virgin. FML

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120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20409) - you deserved it (4029)

On 01/21/2010 at 12:02am - intimacy - by Alicia (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my boyfriend humped me to the tune of the Imperial March from Star Wars. FML

#7398429
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16223) - you deserved it (5442)

On 01/17/2010 at 1:13pm - intimacy - by ChubbyTubby (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my teacher compared the female reproductive system to Shrek's head. Never again will I be able to watch the movies. FML

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127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21315) - you deserved it (3171)

On 01/14/2010 at 4:56pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend dumped me so he could sleep with my mom without feeling guilty. FML

#7304423
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27462) - you deserved it (2456)

On 01/12/2010 at 6:54pm - intimacy - by notasgood (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I got hit in the face with a piece of bacon. FML

#7231938
43 comments

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On 01/09/2010 at 5:12am - misc - by Face (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my boyfriend told me he likes having sex during my period because it makes him feel like he stabbed a small animal to death. FML

#6968124
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35670) - you deserved it (3807)

On 12/27/2009 at 2:13am - intimacy - by Michelle (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were laying in his bed. I was watching the Terminator on T.V. A commercial came on in the middle of the movie. We just started having sex when the movie came back on he said "I'll be back." in the Arnold Schwartzenegger accent and rolled over to watch the movie. FML

#6705813
79 comments

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On 12/11/2009 at 4:26am - intimacy - by Tee (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I realized that our generation will be remembered as the kids who liked sparkly vampires. FML

#6439149
341 comments

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On 11/24/2009 at 7:08pm - misc - by buhknee - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in a 24-hour taco shop, while he was wearing a tee-shirt that says "F*** Me I'm Famous." FML

#6083717
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27237) - you deserved it (8213)

On 10/31/2009 at 12:47pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, while I was showering, a dark object in the shower kept startling me. After about the fourth time jumping, I realized it was my shadow that was scaring me. I am actually literally afraid of my own shadow. FML

#6017805
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7881) - you deserved it (24546)

On 10/27/2009 at 12:22am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while I was showering, a dark object in the shower kept startling me. After about the fourth time jumping, I realized it was my shadow that was scaring me. I am actually literally afraid of my own shadow. FML

#6017805
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7881) - you deserved it (24546)

On 10/27/2009 at 12:22am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I texted my brother saying "Always remember I love you! Never forget it!" to which he answered: "You better not be doing drugs." FML

#5933276
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23103) - you deserved it (8679)

On 10/21/2009 at 7:21pm - love - by Lovelysister (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend came in my room dressed as Harry Potter and declared that he was going to put his basilisk into my chamber of secrets. And yes, that was my first time. FML

#5168083
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30908) - you deserved it (7085)

On 09/10/2009 at 1:18pm - intimacy - by ginny (woman) - United States (Iowa)



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