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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 19 March 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1340
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About NoelyBear : hi. i'm noel and i fail at life.

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Today, at work I had to convince an 80 year old mental patient that she's not Ke$ha and that she really has to put her clothes back on. FML

#15432254
284 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47085) - you deserved it (4452)

On 03/22/2011 at 2:30pm - work - by Kim - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I finally got the courage to say to my boyfriend that I feel invisible and ignored. To this he said 'You aren't invisible, I mean, look at that nose.' FML

#15365098
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36527) - you deserved it (7171)

On 03/18/2011 at 8:36am - love - by anon -

Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML

#15333405
379 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19420) - you deserved it (88806)

On 03/16/2011 at 3:31am - intimacy - by eric - United States

Today, while in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in and drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, and said "You've just been facebooked" and ran away giggling. FML

#14806356
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43344) - you deserved it (7939)

On 02/02/2011 at 12:57am - kids - by Malakai - United States

Today, I realised that my husband's vows were actually the love speech from 'When Harry Met Sally'. This was made even more humiliating when I discovered that he hadn't even come up with the idea himself, he had seen it in an episode of Scrubs. FML

#14696997
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32811) - you deserved it (4613)

On 01/24/2011 at 10:50am - love - by tina247 -

Today, I had to walk three miles home from work. Both my parents were at home. The reason they wouldn't collect me is apparently because I've "gotten so fat, your grandma cried after she saw you". FML

#14492583
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19231) - you deserved it (22962)

On 01/07/2011 at 12:46am - health - by biscuit (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, on the train, I was bitten by a homeless man. FML

#14377824
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40087) - you deserved it (4004)

On 12/29/2010 at 2:03am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend if I could call him "love muffin". He asked if he could call me "muffin top". FML

#13716117
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10225) - you deserved it (31689)

On 11/04/2010 at 4:30pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my boyfriend said he wants a Hello Kitty wedding. FML

#13559273
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37055) - you deserved it (8558)

On 10/23/2010 at 5:07am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my boyfriend of three months told me that he had cheated on me two months ago with my best friend. I decided to give him a second chance. About twenty minutes later, he then broke up with me for not wanting to watch football. Apparently I don't care about his feelings. FML

#13548959
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25265) - you deserved it (11243)

On 10/22/2010 at 11:03am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my husband told me the reason he'd been meeting his high school sweetheart behind my back and lying about where he was was out of respect for me. He thinks I'm ungrateful for not appreciating the lengths he's gone to to hide this. FML

#13380093
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31391) - you deserved it (2783)

On 10/09/2010 at 4:00pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had a wet dream about having sexual relations with a rubber duck. FML

#13373695
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29869) - you deserved it (8954)

On 10/09/2010 at 1:15am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, I asked my mom why she decided to be a parent. She replied, in all seriousness, "Everyone else was doing it." FML

#13321505
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25117) - you deserved it (3427)

On 10/04/2010 at 8:57pm - kids - by ugh (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, to spice things up a bit my wife and I were having sex in our kitchen. She was up on the counter and I moved her over to get in a better position. The stove was still hot from dinner so now my wife has a burn that looks like a double rainbow on her ass. FML

#13297808
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10256) - you deserved it (32080)

On 10/03/2010 at 12:27am - intimacy - by EffinAhole - Sent from mobile version

Today, my cousin came to visit from America. While out shopping, she said loudly that she was having trouble finding clothes to fit around her huge fanny, causing a lot of people to stare in our direction. I had to explain to her that "fanny" in the UK means "vagina." FML

#12975254
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34490) - you deserved it (3929)

On 09/09/2010 at 10:00am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)



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