About NoelyBear : hi. i'm noel and i fail at life.
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NoelyBear's favorite FMLs
by Say Cheese / 08/22/2011 at 1:19pm / United States (Michigan) / Love
by beardedlady / 07/02/2011 at 2:44am / United States (Arkansas) / Intimacy
by parenting sucks / 07/01/2011 at 1:42pm / United States (New York) / Kids
by suxx / 06/25/2011 at 4:39am / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy
by Eve / 06/24/2011 at 6:45am / Ireland (Cork) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 06/06/2011 at 7:20pm / United States / Intimacy
by ... / 06/06/2011 at 3:44am / Australia (Queensland) / Intimacy
by Fatty1970 / 05/22/2011 at 9:33pm / United States (Florida) / Kids
by spekledworf / 05/02/2011 at 5:30pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by wtfisthisworldcomingto / 04/25/2011 at 8:11am / Miscellaneous
by woahitbechels / 04/24/2011 at 9:10pm / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
Today, my husband and I had the grand opening to our new winery. We had a big sign out front saying "FREE GRAPES", to try and get more people interested. People kept giving us dirty looks when passing. We later realized there was something covering the "G". FML
by Anonymous / 04/24/2011 at 12:10am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by Grrrr! / 04/23/2011 at 10:19am / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy
by rastafarimon / 04/17/2011 at 1:56am / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy
Today, my girlfriend and I were playfully arguing about who loved the other more. After about a minute of this, my girlfriend walked over and kicked me in the crotch as hard as she could. She then said, "There, now you don't love me as much. I win." FML
by ouch / 03/28/2011 at 11:33pm / United States (Arizona) / Love
- Today, the "constipation" side affects of the medication I'm taking actually means "your poop will… Today, I was having a panic attack and my service dog cares more about the Mouse running across the… Today, I realized that I should have checked my shower for drunken strangers before getting in. FML.