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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 21 July 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1646
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 25 posted

About Noelletakumi : Hi.
My name is Noelle.
I am a junior in high school.
I live in Idaho currently.

If you judge me for being young, "immature", a girl, and/or the fact that I reside in potato land, I shall inform you that you are highly mistaken. I tend to be more mature than a lot of my age group and I simply have a lot to say.

Therefore, I am not bothered if my comments are downvoted or my FMLs are never published. I mean, at least I'm not one of those people that comments "First!" Right? That's got to count for something.

P.S. I do enjoy this fuck giving system. I shall try to give fucks to everyone I see!

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Noelletakumi's favorite FMLs

Today, during a family game of basketball, my 15 year old son shoved me hard to get the ball. I fell and cut my arm badly on the ground. I yelled at him for being an idiot. He replied "Oh jeez, a bleeding woman being a bitch, what a fucking shocker." My husband doubled over laughing. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35526) - you deserved it (6470)

On 01/23/2015 at 2:25pm - kids - by nosexforthee (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, like every other day at work, I had to listen to people talk about being addicted to sex. I have to treat people for addiction to something I've never even had. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30082) - you deserved it (4578)

On 01/15/2015 at 10:12am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, we got a new Roomba. I set it to clean and came back an hour later to find shit smears all over the floor. Apparently, one of my cats had done his business in the kitchen, and the Roomba had dragged it around the entire first floor of my house. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31752) - you deserved it (4958)

On 01/13/2015 at 8:50pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Delaware)

Today, thanks to some asswipe drunk driver fleeing the cops the wrong way down a one-way street, I've now had my third wreck this year. My insurance premium's now higher than Bob Marley in a weed factory. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31483) - you deserved it (2733)

On 12/20/2014 at 7:53pm - money - by financially_wreckd (man) -

Today, I took a late-night shower. When I got out afterwards, the bathroom door was ajar, and I could have sworn I heard the faint patter of footsteps in the kitchen. "It's probably the cat," I told myself. Then I went upstairs and saw my cat asleep on my bed. FML


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On 12/20/2014 at 9:41am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I asked my teacher how old he was, and jokingly I said, "50?" Then he chuckled, so I laughed and said, "I was kidding… 42, 43, 44?" He then looked at me and said, "Are you trying to guess my age, or your grade percent in this class?" FML


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On 12/11/2014 at 6:13pm - work - by IHateSchool-.- - United States

Today, since my finals are starting tomorrow, I made a joke about setting my math books on fire. I laughed. Friends laughed. Parents laughed. Guess what subject just managed to actually get in touch with my scented candles? FML


I agree, your life sucks (25805) - you deserved it (5363)

On 12/11/2014 at 2:55pm - misc - by not laughing anymore - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, I farted while I was in the car with my driving instructor and my partner. They couldn't hear it, but it smelled so bad that my instructor thought there was a gas leak, and he made us switch cars. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29870) - you deserved it (5905)

On 12/07/2014 at 1:15am - misc - by Gassy and sassy (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, at the fast food joint I work at, I had to climb into the children's play area and chase out two horny teens who thought it was an appropriate place to stick their hands down each other's pants and fool around. I don't get paid enough for this shit. FML

Today, a character in the video game I was playing called my character a slut. My boyfriend ripped the controller from my hands, shot him dead, then fired the rest of my ammo into his corpse while yelling "FUCK YOU, BUDDY!" Good to know I'm dating a total lunatic. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33469) - you deserved it (6461)

On 11/06/2014 at 3:15pm - love - by notsofriendly (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, realized I need a new job. This happened when I was seriously considering ways to break my leg so I could stay at home for a day and not have to deal with my boss. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29125) - you deserved it (2951)

On 11/03/2014 at 4:16pm - work - by I don't want to be here anymore - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I saw what my mom handed out for trick-or-treaters last night. Toothbrushes. Yup, we're that house. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33860) - you deserved it (2816)

On 11/01/2014 at 6:22pm - kids - by ThaBoss12 - United States (California)

Today, I found out the guy I've been dating for 5 months is engaged to his girlfriend of 3 years. I found out as we were talking, waiting for him to come outside after work. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34228) - you deserved it (2922)

On 10/30/2014 at 10:32pm - intimacy - by taylor w - United States

Today, my friend drove up a parking lot and I unbuckled my seatbelt as soon as we were parked. He then suddenly saw a better spot right in front and moved his car. When I got out, a police officer approached me, saying I wasn't wearing my seatbelt. I was fined for that. FML

Today, my brother got upset at his video game and flung his DS at the wall, just as I was walking by. I got knocked out to the sound of someone crossing the finish line in MarioKart. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31585) - you deserved it (2520)

On 10/25/2014 at 11:28pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

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