About Noelletakumi
Hi. My name is Noelle. I just graduated high school. I live in Idaho. If you are wondering for some odd reason, my third picture is of my handsome little man, Toby. Yes, he is furbulous. If you judge me for being young, "immature", a girl, and/or the fact that I reside in potato land, I shall inform you that I will take no offense and simply stare dumbfounded at your statement, wondering why on earth you would be worrying about someone you don't know in this small fragment of your life. As a side note, I am not bothered if my comments are downvoted or my FMLs are never published. I mean, at least I'm not one of those people that comments "First!" Right? That's got to count for something. P.S. Don't be shy, ask for a fuck! Okay, that sounded sexual. But I'll give a fuck about you, I promise. :)
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Noelletakumi's FML badges
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  • The rules are the rules

    Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • Tell us what happened next

    You've commented on an FML that you sent in
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
  • Happy ending

    Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Night owl

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  • Santa Claus

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  • Inception

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  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
  • I like your style

    You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
  • What'ch'all looking at?

    You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
  • Mobility

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  • Socialite

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  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
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  • It's in the can!

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  • 50 quality comments

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  • One ring to rule them all

    You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.
  • Supersize Menu

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  • Consolation prize

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  • 50 favorites

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  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
    0%
  • Censored

    Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
    78%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    3%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    61%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    34%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    17%
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Noelletakumi's favorite FMLs
By Scarred4lyfe / Sunday 28 February 2016 22:32 / United States - Fort Lauderdale
By womanoski / Saturday 20 February 2016 17:56 / United States - Fishers
By I write sins not other people's essays / Thursday 12 May 2016 03:13 / United States - King George