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Today, I cancelled out of a video chat with my boyfriend to go take a dump. I took my computer with me to look at Facebook. It took three minutes for me to realize I was still on video chat. FML

#43092
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I agree, your life sucks (13820) - you deserved it (49114)

On 02/14/2009 at 6:05pm - misc - by videochat (woman) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I went looking for a childhood doll - I remembered that my mum kept her in her bedside cabinet. I could see the doll at the back, but there was stuff in the way, so I reached in and took some of it out, only to find I was holding one of my mum's toys... a big black rubber cock. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27285) - you deserved it (5920)

On 02/07/2009 at 4:16pm - misc - by J (woman) - United Kingdom (Stockport)



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