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Njtorres
  • Town/Country : New Jersey, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 21 March 1989 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 986
  • Number of comments : 43
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, my boyfriend went down on me for the first time. After about five minutes, he sneezes violently on me. I don't know what's worse, him getting snot all over my intimate bits or the fact that the sneeze felt better then what he was doing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13718) - you deserved it (1577)

On 10/31/2009 at 8:22pm - intimacy - by thornrose22 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was at the bar and my friend and I were making fun of this guy wearing a Affliction muscle tee and bedazzled Ed Hardy hat. We were saying how he was the epitome of a douche bag and that he probably likes UFC. Turns out he's an MMA fighter and I now have a broken nose. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6527) - you deserved it (42464)

On 08/26/2009 at 12:40am - misc - by brokennose (man) - United States (Texas)