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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 30 September 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 801
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Nixx_has_2_xs : Hey, the name's Nixx, Nixie, Buttercup, Midget, Lolita, ect.

Independent party, PETA member, Wiccan, Germarican, bi.

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Today, a customer came in who only spoke Spanish. I speak Spanish rather well so I helped the customer. She ended up buying $2300 worth of stuff. I got written up because not speaking English apparently "has the potential be offensive to other customers if they are not able to understand you". FML


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On 09/04/2009 at 12:31am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I found out that my Mom had taken out a loan out on my car from the repo man taking my car away. FML


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On 08/21/2009 at 4:44pm - money - by jonhapimp (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my friend awoke me because I was talking in my sleep. When I asked her what I was talking about she replied with, "Let's just say you were having tea with the Queen of England. And a duck. You're really good at quacking." FML


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On 07/16/2009 at 10:59am - misc - by MadMax (woman) - United States (Texas)

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