Hey, the name's Nixx, Nixie, Buttercup, Midget, Lolita, ect.
Independent party, PETA member, Wiccan, Germarican, bi.
Today, a customer came in who only spoke Spanish. I speak Spanish rather well so I helped the customer. She ended up buying $2300 worth of stuff. I got written up because not speaking English apparently "has the potential be offensive to other customers if they are not able to understand you". FML
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On 09/04/2009 at 12:31am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I found out my Mom had taken out a loan on my car, from the repo man taking my car. FML
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On 08/21/2009 at 4:44pm - money - by jonhapimp (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, my friend awoke me because I was talking in my sleep. When I asked her what I was talking about she replied with, "Let's just say you were having tea with the Queen of England. And a duck. You're really good at quacking." FML
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On 07/16/2009 at 10:59am - misc - by MadMax (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, the cops showed up to check out a child abuse complaint, I then had to spend an hour explaining that I had given my son a suppository. The neighbors heard him sobbing hysterically "Daddy, why did you put that in my butt? It hurts." My neighbor had heard and thought I was raping my son. FML
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On 06/24/2009 at 5:11pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
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