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Today, after already having a terrible day, I went to Starbucks for an espresso. Being nice, I put the last dollar I had in my wallet in their tip jar. While paying for my drink, my card was denied for insufficient funds. The world hates me. FML

#12542029
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30923) - you deserved it (5965)

On 08/15/2010 at 4:20pm - money - by noespresso (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out that the only reason my ex husband calls my son anymore, is to ask him to send him things on Facebook. FML

#9077229
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24663) - you deserved it (2303)

On 03/14/2010 at 4:14pm - kids - by mommy - United States

Today, I was standing by the bed naked, waiting for my wife to come out of the bathroom. She opens the door and walks over to me, swinging her hips, wearing pratically nothing. About four feet from me, she trips on the edge of the floor mat, and uses my 'junk' to catch herself. FML

#3950301
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (79386) - you deserved it (6472)

On 07/22/2009 at 10:12am - intimacy - by Gordon (man) - United States (Kansas)

Today, for my birthday, I got a Big Mac. FML

#2019418
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64133) - you deserved it (9269)

On 05/17/2009 at 4:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)



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