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  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
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  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
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  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Nivaku's favorite FMLs

Today, after already having a terrible day, I went to Starbucks for an espresso. Being nice, I put the last dollar I had in my wallet in their tip jar. While paying for my drink, my card was denied for insufficient funds. The world hates me. FML

By noespresso - / Sunday 15 August 2010 20:20 / United States

Today, I found out that the only reason my ex husband calls my son anymore, is to ask him to send him things on Facebook. FML

By mommy / Sunday 14 March 2010 20:14 / United States

Today, I was standing by the bed naked, waiting for my wife to come out of the bathroom. She opens the door and walks over to me, swinging her hips, wearing pratically nothing. About four feet from me, she trips on the edge of the floor mat, and uses my 'junk' to catch herself. FML

By Gordon - / Wednesday 22 July 2009 14:12 / United States

Today, for my birthday, I got a Big Mac. FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 17 May 2009 20:09 / United States