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Today, I got my period at school. I didn't notice until looool a boy askd me if I'd killd someone in my pants. FML

#18802819
202 comments

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On 01/14/2012 at 2:47am - health - by shitttyyyday - United States

Today... I found out tat if u see a tray wit some black stuff in it and u can't decide weter it's powdered black pepper or cigarette ases... it's not a good idea to taste it.

#18679153
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6045) - you deserved it (45134)

On 01/01/2012 at 9:14pm - misc - by Leigha - Trinidad and Tobago (Saint George)

Today, I met my ex's new boyfriend!! I was at work, cashiering at the movie theater that they were apparently having there first date at!! We broke up less than 24 hours ago!! FML

#18663308
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29275) - you deserved it (2264)

On 12/31/2011 at 12:09pm - love - by TheBeastSwaq - United States (California)

Today, my husband left his laptop logged in to a chat site after leaving 4 work. Curious, I read some of the logs, and discovered he has been posing as a woman and holding filthy conversations with "hot teen lesbians" 4 the past several months. FML

#18599933
271 comments

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On 12/24/2011 at 4:50pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

today I was walking down the street when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. It wasn't all that embarrassing until I walked two more feet and slipped again. The second time a man pulled over and loudly asked if I was drunk. FML

#18553148
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24399) - you deserved it (2911)

On 12/19/2011 at 1:01pm - misc - by This girl (woman) - United States (Idaho)

2DAY I DROPPD MY 7-YEAR-OLD SON OFF AT SCHOOL. HE DECIDD TO HAVE FUN AND STEP OUT OF MY CAR SCREAMING "STRANGER DANGER" WHILE RUNNING AWAY AND POINTING AT ME. I THEN HAD TO GET OUT OF MY CAR TO SHUT THE DOOR HE'D LEFT WIDE OPEN. THIS CAUSD 20 OTHER KIDS TO SCREAM "STRANGER DANGER" AS WELL. FML

Today, two American guys attacked me fir not speaking their language!! I'm from England, an they said I'm speaking mah own language wrong!! FML

#18525821
36 comments

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On 12/16/2011 at 3:50am - misc - by Brit - Reserved

yesterday my girlfriend broke up with me 4 a familiar reason; I apparently have night terrors that make me "Impossible to sleep in the same room with." I don't ever remember these dreams . Every other girlfriend I've had has ended up breaking things off with me 4 the same reason . FML

#18471857
205 comments

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On 12/09/2011 at 9:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada

Today, dad finally decidd to give me the "sex talk." It was going fine until he said, "If u ever decide to have sex, picture face like this" and pointd to his face,hich had a creepy, intense stare!! He just ruind sex 4 me!! Forever!! FML

#18467751
199 comments

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On 12/09/2011 at 10:40am - intimacy - by Aly (woman) - United States

TODAY, I TOOK MAH KIDS TO THE MALL TO SEE SANTA . WHILE WAITING IN LINE, MAH ELDEST GOT BORD AND LOUDLY COMPLAIND, "I DON'T KNOWHY WE'RE HERE . SANTA'S NOT EVEN REAL." I DON'T THINK ANY OF THE KIDS WITHIN A HUNDRD FEET TOOK THE NEWS VERY WELL . FML

#18438378
133 comments

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On 12/05/2011 at 6:32pm - kids - by santashelper - United States

Today, I was casually shopping at Walmart . Everything was normal until the young guy browsing the aisle next to me suddenly approached me andhispered ( sperm ) into ear . My spine has never experienced a chill like this one before . FML

#18398754
149 comments

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On 11/30/2011 at 10:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, it's the second week into my new neighbors' routine. He works nights, she works days. He likes to blast out Slayer and Napalm Death all day, she likes to drunkenly sing out of tune to Adele all night. I'm on the verge of a nervous breakdown. FML

#18353086
139 comments

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On 11/26/2011 at 1:03am - misc - by Help - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I triad to braak up with my girlfriand bacausa I faal unappraciatad. Sha fall aslaap whila I was attampting this. FML

#18225112
104 comments

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On 11/12/2011 at 1:41am - love - by kirrby - United States (Nevada)

Today, wile cuddling up on te couc wit boyfriend, I askd im if tis was is appy place too!! He said, "Na, it's in pussies." FML

#18165328
149 comments

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On 11/05/2011 at 2:58pm - intimacy - by whatadisappointmnet (woman) - United States

Yesterday..!! one of ma neigbors dressed up in te exact same costume as me!! Every ouse I go to refuses to give me candy because ma neigbor as already been tere!! FML

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On 10/31/2011 at 8:36pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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