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Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML
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On 02/14/2012 at 9:29am - love - by Illinoisgirl - Hungary (Budapest)
Today, I learnt there's a woman who comes into my store only to hear my Barry White-like voice. My boss knows who it is, yet refuses to tell me because it's "hilarious." I'm now cautious of every customer. FML
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On 01/30/2012 at 4:00am - work - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, my mom told me to clean the house up because she wants to make good impression on the cleaning lady. FML
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On 01/28/2012 at 11:19am - misc - by messyvictor - United States (California)
Today, I was working at Staples and organizing some notebooks. All of a sudden, I jumped up because of a sharp pain in my back. A little girl had grabbed a stapler and stapled my back. FML
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On 01/22/2012 at 12:09am - kids - by thosedamnkids (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I attempted to cheat on a test by writing some notes on my hand. During the test I had a question. I raised my hand. FML
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On 01/19/2012 at 6:26pm - misc - by tiptoesjohnson -
Today, I had to explain to my 65-year-old mother that it is inappropriate for her to walk around in front of me in her underwear. Her response? "Too bad." FML
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On 01/16/2012 at 3:19am - misc - by appropriatepolice - United States (Illinois)
Today, I got my period at school. I didn't notice until a boy asked me if I'd killed someone in my pants. FML
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On 01/14/2012 at 2:47am - health - by shitttyyyday - United States
Today, I found out that if you see a tray with some black stuff in it and you can't decide whether it's powdered black pepper or cigarette ashes, it's not a good idea to taste it. FML
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On 01/01/2012 at 9:14pm - misc - by Leigha - Trinidad and Tobago (Saint George)
Today, I met my ex's new boyfriend. I was at work, cashiering at the movie theater that they were apparently having their first date at. We broke up less than 24 hours ago. FML
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On 12/31/2011 at 12:09pm - love - by TheBeastSwaq - United States (California)
Today, my husband left his laptop logged in to a chat site after leaving for work. Curious, I read some of the logs, and discovered he has been posing as a woman and holding filthy conversations with "hot teen lesbians" for the past several months. FML
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On 12/24/2011 at 4:50pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I was walking down the street, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. It wasn't all that embarrassing, until I walked two more feet and slipped again. The second time, a man pulled over and loudly asked if I was drunk. FML
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On 12/19/2011 at 1:01pm - misc - by This girl (woman) - United States (Idaho)
Today, I dropped my 7-year-old son off at school. He decided to have fun and step out of my car screaming "Stranger danger" while running away and pointing at me. I then had to get out of my car to shut the door he'd left wide open. This caused 20 other kids to scream "Stranger danger" as well. FML
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On 12/19/2011 at 7:24am - kids - by dealingdave - United States (Missouri)
Today, two American guys attacked me for not speaking their language. I'm from England, and they said I'm speaking my own language wrong. FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for a familiar reason; I apparently have night terrors that make me "Impossible to sleep in the same room with." I don't ever remember these dreams. Every other girlfriend I've had has ended up breaking things off with me for the same reason. FML
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On 12/09/2011 at 9:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada
Today, my dad finally decided to give me the "sex talk." It was going fine until he said, "If you ever decide to have sex, picture my face like this" and pointed to his face, which had a creepy, intense stare. He just ruined sex for me. Forever. FML
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On 12/09/2011 at 10:40am - intimacy - by Aly (woman) - United States
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