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Today, I found out how my parents met. They met at a mental hospital, where they were both being hospitalized. FML
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On 06/15/2012 at 11:36am - love - by fail (woman) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, my daughter was still acting out her teenage issues. This morning, when I told her to, "Have a nice day" she screamed at me, "DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!" FML
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On 05/30/2012 at 6:41pm - kids - by Aldoch -
Today, my eight-year-old son thought that if he swallowed soap, his farts would smell like soap. The smell of vomit and diarrhea now permeating my house is proof of how wrong he was. FML
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On 05/25/2012 at 8:15pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, due to an unforeseen pipe-related incident, I had to shave my legs in my backyard fish pond, while a plumber assessed the damage to my war-zone of a bathroom. FML
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On 05/25/2012 at 3:59pm - misc - by KieRendan (woman) - United States (New Mexico)
Today, after dieting, rigorous exercising and a major lifestyle change, I have finally reached my fitness goal. My parents were more excited about my 17-year-old brother getting to 3rd base with his girlfriend. FML
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On 05/23/2012 at 10:47pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I finally gained the nerve to ask out the girl of my dreams. She responded by saying, "You need to lower your standards." FML
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On 05/17/2012 at 5:07pm - love - by colts609380 - United States (California)
Today, while at work, a man grabbed my beard, said it was impressive, and then uttered the words, "I love you." FML
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On 04/25/2012 at 2:46am - work - by foshizzle (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, I was so lonely that I had a conversation with myself on my way home. It was only when I reached my apartment complex that I discovered that my neighbour had been walking behind me, laughing to himself the whole way. FML
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On 04/25/2012 at 12:50am - misc - by unfortunate (woman) - Sweden
Today, a therapist told me that I was too depressed to attend his depression group meetings. FML
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On 04/24/2012 at 7:22am - health - by Sad Sally (woman) - United States
Today, driving home, I got bored and started debating how I know this is reality and not just a dream, even though dreams often seem real. The answer came quickly; in my dreams, I work normal hours and have time for things like hanging out with friends, and having a girlfriend. FML
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On 04/20/2012 at 4:56am - misc - by metalwolf - United States
Today, I was looking through my Internet browsing history. Apparently my wife had searched "How to have an affair without getting caught". FML
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On 04/17/2012 at 2:11pm - love - by Jason199615 - United States (Missouri)
Today, I watched as my neighbor walked to my front lawn, looked me right in the eye, and pissed on my mailbox. FML
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On 04/16/2012 at 8:38am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)
Today, after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores, I bought my fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal, "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML
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On 04/13/2012 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France
Today, I got mugged at Disney World, the happiest place on Earth. FML
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On 04/09/2012 at 1:15am - money - by Anonymous - United States
Today, it's my 30th birthday. I was having a great night until I overheard my mother say, "I can't believe that thing made it to 30." FML
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On 04/08/2012 at 9:58am - misc - by psychoticbiatch - Australia (Western Australia)
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