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Today, I went to the gym to try to get into shape. I pulled a muscle taking my sweater off in the locker room. FML
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Today, I got bored on the toilet and decided to paint my nails. I ended up having to wait half an hour to wipe. FML
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On 01/26/2009 at 8:17pm - misc - by crazyvulva9216 - United States (California)
Today, the guy I've secretly been in love with for years told me how hot my brother is. FML
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On 01/17/2009 at 2:49pm - love - by Shantoya - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, it's been 2 weeks since I lost my virginity and I've already had sex with 3 guys. I think I'm a nympho. FML
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On 01/07/2009 at 3:16am - intimacy - by sexaddict - Sent from mobile version
Today, my son laughed at me when I tried to get him to put a bit more effort into his schoolwork. His grandmother had kindly given him all my shitty school reports from when I was his age. FML
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On 12/11/2008 at 7:21am - kids - by fataldisease - Sent from mobile version
Today, my girlfriend told me that I was irrationally jealous. I’ve just learnt that she has a website where she masturbates in front of a webcam. FML
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On 12/01/2008 at 1:09am - intimacy - by Maestro - Sent from mobile version
Today, my dad surprised me by moving my bed (involving disassembling and reassembling it) in my new room, because I couldn't find how I wanted to set it up. He also took care of putting back my vibrator between the mattress and the base, where it was hidden. FML
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On 11/28/2008 at 3:50am - intimacy - by Sam - Sent from mobile version
Today, my mum was watching a program about sexually transmitted diseases. Later on she starts telling me that I should be careful and use the right protection when having sex. Suddenly she stops and says « Actually I don’t know why I’m telling you this, after all you don’t have a boyfriend! » and walks away. FML
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On 11/09/2008 at 2:43am - intimacy - by Enko - Sent from mobile version
Today, I woke up next to a beautiful, half-naked brunette in my bed. Two minutes later, my alarm clock woke me up for real. FML
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:27am - love - by Jonathan -
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