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Today, my boyfriend said that to be extra careful he's been taking my birth control pills too. FML

#16879378
360 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58162) - you deserved it (7218)

On 06/27/2011 at 9:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend told me that if I had a penis, our relationship would be better. FML

#16876120
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44761) - you deserved it (6143)

On 06/27/2011 at 1:55am - intimacy - by grizzlybear (woman) - Mexico (Distrito Federal)

Today, my extremely in-shape boyfriend told me he hasn't had a chance to work out lately. I jokingly poked him in the belly saying he's getting chunky and winked. He burst into tears. FML

#16871149
292 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19952) - you deserved it (31791)

On 06/26/2011 at 9:08pm - health - by kaplwv116 - United States (Illinois)

Today, my mother won't give me any painkillers for my migraine. She believes that "When medicine goes into your stomach, the acids stop the medicine from working" and that "It's all in people's heads when medicine works". FML

#16847494
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29582) - you deserved it (2644)

On 06/25/2011 at 8:58am - health - by Live02Dance - United States (Virginia)

Today, my mother won't give me any painkillers for my migraine. She believes that "When medicine goes into your stomach, the acids stop the medicine from working" and that "It's all in people's heads when medicine works". FML

#16847494
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29582) - you deserved it (2644)

On 06/25/2011 at 8:58am - health - by Live02Dance - United States (Virginia)

Today, my mother won't give me any painkillers for my migraine. She believes that "When medicine goes into your stomach, the acids stop the medicine from working" and that "It's all in people's heads when medicine works". FML

#16847494
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29582) - you deserved it (2644)

On 06/25/2011 at 8:58am - health - by Live02Dance - United States (Virginia)

Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm a vegan. She replied, "So, you're allergic to meat?" FML

#16758820
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23020) - you deserved it (12256)

On 06/20/2011 at 4:12am - love - by blondetergent (man) - Singapore

Today, I have an eight hour transatlantic flight and the person sitting next to me has already filled his third sick bag. This wouldn't be quite so bad were we not still at the terminal with passengers still boarding the plane. FML

#16714444
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28140) - you deserved it (1911)

On 06/17/2011 at 4:23pm - misc - by ajdown (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, while I was in the shower, my curious cat jumped in. She decided she really doesn't like showers and to avoid getting wet, used my naked body as a makeshift tree. FML

#16467206
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26631) - you deserved it (3113)

On 06/02/2011 at 12:06pm - animals - by brittaneejanex - United States

Today, my daughter turned 18. She decided to use this day to tell me everywhere her and her boyfriends have had sex in my house to get revenge for being overprotective. FML

#16451971
333 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20615) - you deserved it (56140)

On 06/01/2011 at 2:06pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my second roommate in less then a week got a DUI. Both roommates are demanding that I drive them around for free until they get their licenses back, or else they won't have the funds to pay their rent. FML

#16418621
121 comments

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On 05/30/2011 at 2:11pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Iowa)

Today, my fiancé informed me he didn't want a regular wedding cake, he wants a Batman cake. I have nothing against this, except that he already decided the wedding theme would be Star Wars. Essentially, I'm marrying a child. FML

#16411122
272 comments

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On 05/30/2011 at 12:19am - love - by weddingblues (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out my mom intentionally puts extra butter and oil in the food she cooks for me because she wants me to be fatter than her. FML

#16355568
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49307) - you deserved it (3127)

On 05/26/2011 at 10:24am - health - by fatteningmeup (woman) - United States

Today, I snuck out to see my girlfriend in the middle of the night. When I got to her house, I decided to throw a rock at her window to wake her up. It broke a hole in the window. FML

#16075095
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9543) - you deserved it (41503)

On 05/07/2011 at 2:40am - misc - by Kaz (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my identical twin sister got in trouble for sneaking out of the house to see her boyfriend. My father decided to ground both of us, because it would be "too confusing" for him otherwise. FML

#16057937
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56736) - you deserved it (4509)

On 05/05/2011 at 5:04pm - kids - by Monika (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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