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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 27 August 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 653
  • Number of comments : 58
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About NiiTeH : Sum random white kid :P

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Today, as an introduction to the history of China, I asked my APA World History class to write a 500 word essay on a historical Chinese person. Out of a class of 18, five of them were about Mulan. FML

#20102571
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21145) - you deserved it (4435)

On 10/05/2012 at 5:47am - work - by desperate (woman) - Malta

Today, my wife stabbed my hand with a fork, making it bleed. I'd only tried to take some fries from her plate. FML

#19595631
244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17669) - you deserved it (30870) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/08/2012 at 11:48pm - misc - by Mouhahaa (man) - France

Today, I was at a party, when the cops busted us. Since I'm underage, I hid behind a chair for an hour and a half while they breathalyzed everyone and sat them in the same room I was in. The cops left, everyone realized I was behind the chair, and now my nickname is "Anne Frank". FML

#19455929
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14503) - you deserved it (34415)

On 04/12/2012 at 2:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got myself an organ donor card, just to feel wanted. FML

#19190899
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19081) - you deserved it (4703)

On 02/29/2012 at 7:09pm - misc - by Vandrefalk - Norway

Today, I went to ask my boss for a raise. He laughed at me and said, "That's hilarious because I was going to ask you if you could take a pay cut!" FML

#19178854
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24898) - you deserved it (1934)

On 02/27/2012 at 10:41pm - work - by corey - United States

Today, my friend and I were playing football in the street, when out of nowhere a homeless man sucker punches me in the gut, grabs my football, and runs away laughing like a maniac. FML

#19177249
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23207) - you deserved it (2595)

On 02/27/2012 at 7:37pm - misc - by Username (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my friend and I were playing football in the street, when out of nowhere a homeless man sucker punches me in the gut, grabs my football, and runs away laughing like a maniac. FML

#19177249
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23207) - you deserved it (2595)

On 02/27/2012 at 7:37pm - misc - by Username (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my mother-in-law thought it would be appropriate to give my five-year-old daughter some bedclothes with the Playboy logo all over them. FML

#19152626
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25099) - you deserved it (2969)

On 02/24/2012 at 8:26am - kids - by Joanne (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was writing my rough draft of an essay, and I forgot how to spell a word. I waited for auto correct to help. I was writing on paper. FML

#19144925
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10951) - you deserved it (39356)

On 02/23/2012 at 8:49am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I received my new car-seat covers. I wrote my car off yesterday. FML

#19032748
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8708) - you deserved it (15305)

On 02/09/2012 at 6:29am - money - by thatgirl34 - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I had a technical skill test as a nurse. My objective was to help the patient defecate, but my opening sentence came out as: "Hello, I'm Jan. I'm here to help you take a shit." FML

#19030539
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20614) - you deserved it (9297)

On 02/08/2012 at 10:24pm - work - by Silver_Samurai (man) - Netherlands

Today, I finally got up the courage to tell my boyfriend of a year and a half that I love him. His response was to start to snore, pretending to be asleep. FML

#19028650
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23343) - you deserved it (3356)

On 02/08/2012 at 7:07pm - love - by c -

Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML

#18935378
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20536) - you deserved it (4260)

On 01/28/2012 at 4:52pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I had to do community service work, so I helped out at a senior center. One of the confused elderly patients, who believed the Cold War was still on, thought I was a Soviet and started screaming about how I was going to nuke his country. FML

#18898180
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21823) - you deserved it (3593)

On 01/24/2012 at 11:42am - work - by communistgirl (woman) - United States

Today, while I was getting ready to take a shower, I placed my phone on the counter next to the toilet. While I was washing my hair, someone called me. My phone was on vibrate, so I didn't hear it until it vibrated off the counter and into the toilet. FML

#18881874
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16205) - you deserved it (27952)

On 01/22/2012 at 5:03pm - misc - by needanewphone - United States (Illinois)



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