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  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
  • Up and coming moderator

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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • Consolation prize

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  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
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    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    50%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    56%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    16%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    40%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    18%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    1%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    6%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    1%
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Niiteh's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to take a dump. While looking for a book to read, I sneezed. The force of the sneeze caused me to shit my pants. The glob of dung then ran down my leg before falling out of my shorts onto my carpet, all in less than 5 seconds. Nothing in my life has prepared me for this. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 14 October 2009 17:01 / United States

Today, my wife stabbed my hand with a fork, making it bleed. I'd only tried to take some fries from her plate. FML

By Mouhahaa - / Wednesday 9 May 2012 03:48 / France

Today, I was at a party, when the cops busted us. Since I'm underage, I hid behind a chair for an hour and a half while they breathalyzed everyone and sat them in the same room I was in. The cops left, everyone realized I was behind the chair, and now my nickname is "Anne Frank". FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 12 April 2012 18:31 / United States - Rock Island

Today, I got myself an organ donor card, just to feel wanted. FML

By Vandrefalk / Thursday 1 March 2012 00:09 / Norway

Today, I went to ask my boss for a raise. He laughed at me and said, "That's hilarious because I was going to ask you if you could take a pay cut!" FML

By corey / Tuesday 28 February 2012 03:41 / United States