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Nightfallz
  • Town/Country : Key West, United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Sunday 17 June 1984 (27 years)
  • Number of visits : 15443
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Nightfallz : I love to play games and I moderate FML at work. I love my life and love living in Key West. Twitter, Facebook and all that crap is retarded. Go outside your house and socialize!

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Today, I found out my boyfriend of two years has children. Not one, not two, but three. Not with one, two, but three women. FML

#4876852 (135)

I agree, your life sucks (38306) - you deserved it (3294)

On 08/28/2009 at 2:42am - misc - by helenablitz (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my daughter turned 11. Since she LOVES Harry Potter, I decided to write her an acceptance letter to Hogwarts. When she saw the letter, she screamed and showed me. When she found out I wrote it, she told me she hated me, started crying, and stepped on my foot. FML

#3796227 (587)

I agree, your life sucks (22233) - you deserved it (62853)

On 07/16/2009 at 6:16am - kids - by notawizard (woman) - Spain (Catalonia)

Today, I was on my girlfriend's computer. When searching on google, her browsing history popped up. The first thing was"Best positions for a small penis." FML

#3691268 (260)

I agree, your life sucks (71506) - you deserved it (9116)

On 07/12/2009 at 12:20pm - intimacy - by wtf (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my girlfriend, who never initiates sex, pulled me into my room and onto my bed with kisses and other seductive behavior. As I'm thinking about how awesome it is that's she's doing this for once, she reaches down, grabs my underwear, and gives me the worst wedgie I've ever received. FML

#3684210 (221)

I agree, your life sucks (58855) - you deserved it (9175)

On 07/12/2009 at 1:38am - intimacy - by robinhoood (man) - United States (California)

Today, my mom had a talk with me while my dad was out. She said to stop using her lotion for my masturbation sessions. I asked her how long did she know. She replied with, "Ever since we put up that camera in the living room for burglars, where you happen to watch your porn." FML

#3354281 (150)

I agree, your life sucks (21265) - you deserved it (33134)

On 06/30/2009 at 12:49am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I finally got into a yoga class with the instructor I've been crushing on for 2 years. As he walked closer to greet me, I lifted my leg over my head into a full split, and queefed obnoxiously loud. He responded with his gag reflex. FML

#3241027 (243)

I agree, your life sucks (36606) - you deserved it (18962)

On 06/26/2009 at 12:51pm - misc - by LondonKitsch (woman) - United States

Today, my first girlfriend of over 3 years left me for another guy. She said she's looking for someone who can financially provide for her in the future. The dude owns a T-Mobile kiosk. I'm going to medical school. FML

#341783 (455)

I agree, your life sucks (294759) - you deserved it (16458)

On 03/15/2009 at 2:29pm - love - by thankskimi (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

#86179 (667)

I agree, your life sucks (538037) - you deserved it (47575)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML

#36396 (690)

I agree, your life sucks (342652) - you deserved it (22938)

On 02/13/2009 at 10:54am - intimacy - by The Sbeak (man) - United States (Rhode Island)