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NicoleErin

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NicoleErin

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 7 May 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4502
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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NicoleErin's favorite FMLs

Today, my husband finally revealed that he's been secretly buying a particular brand of spicy chicken, eating it on his way home from work. He does it because it makes his farts smell just the way he likes it under the duvet when we go to bed. FML

#21505151
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21279) - you deserved it (1762)

On 12/18/2015 at 12:49pm - misc - by tara (woman) - Switzerland (Zug)

Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend because she wanted to be with a man who has an income and a stable career. We are seniors in college and I accepted a really good job offer which I start once I graduate, which she knows about. She dumped me for a drug dealer. FML

#21480268
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29230) - you deserved it (2040)

On 10/15/2015 at 12:43am - misc - by WTF (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my parents sent me to the hospital because they thought I had diabetes. One of the symptoms is that you a pee a lot. The only reason I go to the bathroom so often is so I can masturbate. FML

#21449844
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18678) - you deserved it (28075)

On 07/31/2015 at 1:38am - intimacy - by doodoobref - United States (Arizona)

Today, in a desperate attempt to get fired, I sent a sexual love letter to my boss. We're going on our first date tomorrow. FML

#21350765
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21218) - you deserved it (38481)

On 02/06/2015 at 3:06am - work - by fucked - Singapore

Today, I got a new downstairs neighbor. Herpes. FML

#21318606
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26438) - you deserved it (35903)

On 12/16/2014 at 4:04pm - health - by fuck - Norway (Buskerud)

Today, my 5-year-old daughter was asked by her teacher to write a letter to each member of her family to read during the holidays. Her letter to me said, "Dear mommy, come on. You could have done better than dad." FML

#21318238
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34600) - you deserved it (4171)

On 12/15/2014 at 10:38pm - kids - by Lisa - United States (Missouri)

Today, I found out that the "IRS scam" that I ignored last week was actually not a scam, and now I have a warrant out for me. FML

#21317643
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33026) - you deserved it (6738)

On 12/14/2014 at 10:50pm - money - by dawg - United States (Florida)

Today, my mom texted me and asked what I was up to. In response, I joked, "Dancing on the dining room table, waving dad's Calvin Klein's in the air, and shooting bullets into her bedroom floor." Not only did the cops show up, but now I'm grounded for two weeks for being, "deceptively believable." FML

#21314000
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34263) - you deserved it (5936)

On 12/08/2014 at 7:38pm - misc - by #goodbyelife - United States

Today, my boyfriend made me a milkshake. It was pale yellow with some black spots. He told me it was banana and poppy seed. After drinking it, he told me they weren't poppy seeds. They were his pubes. FML

#21313388
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39806) - you deserved it (4727)

On 12/07/2014 at 9:12pm - misc - by pubemilkshake - United States (Utah)

Today, some idiot introduced my grandmother to yoga pants. FML

#21306857
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36485) - you deserved it (3573)

On 11/27/2014 at 1:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I found out that the girl on Facebook that helped me out of my sadness after my break-up and who I'd hopelessly fallen in love with was just a prank by my ex-girlfriend. FML

#21288808
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38234) - you deserved it (4309)

On 10/31/2014 at 12:25am - love - by facebookdeception - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I was shopping when a woman stopped me and asked me what lipgloss I was wearing because my lips looked gorgeous. I had to explain to her it was just the grease from the Slim Jim I had just eaten. FML

#21281977
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32404) - you deserved it (5110)

On 10/20/2014 at 8:38pm - misc - by Anonymos_fmler - United States (Illinois)

Today, I walked into my house and saw it was flooded. I went upstairs to the bathroom to see the toilet overflowing and my boyfriend holding my dog over it so he could drink it. My boyfriend said he didn't know what else to do. FML

#21279204
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37449) - you deserved it (3911)

On 10/16/2014 at 4:53pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I overheard my daughter talking to her boyfriend over the phone about having sex. She said, "You have to piss on me to get me pregnant, that's what I heard anyway." She's 16. FML

#21270711
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48843) - you deserved it (11349)

On 10/04/2014 at 3:52pm - intimacy - by SadMother - United States (Connecticut)



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