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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 25 December 1996 (17 years)
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  • Number of visits : 726
  • Number of comments : 43
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Nicole1225 : Hi I'm Nicole ♡♥♡ Talk to me! I won't bite unless you look irresistibly yummy!

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Nicole1225's favorite FMLs

Today, my future sister-in-law cancelled my invitation to her and my brother's wedding. Her reason was that I was incredibly rude to announce my pregnancy to my family at a time like this, because it took all the attention away from her. FML

#20727924
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50693) - you deserved it (4625)

On 06/15/2013 at 5:58pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, a deaf customer came to my work. In an attempt to connect with him I introduced myself in sign language. He just rolled his eyes and pointed at my name tag. FML

#20707121
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45034) - you deserved it (12077)

On 06/05/2013 at 5:46am - work - by WOWBear - United States (Arizona)

Today, through sheer luck, I got talking to an actor from the Harry Potter films who I've had a crush on since I was about ten. I tried to play it cool, and pretend I didn't know who he was. Then my phone rang, with the Harry Potter theme tune. FML

#20633236
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22953) - you deserved it (41662)

On 04/30/2013 at 6:23pm - misc - by itsellie27 (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, through sheer luck, I got talking to an actor from the Harry Potter films who I've had a crush on since I was about ten. I tried to play it cool, and pretend I didn't know who he was. Then my phone rang, with the Harry Potter theme tune. FML

#20633236
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22953) - you deserved it (41662)

On 04/30/2013 at 6:23pm - misc - by itsellie27 (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I found out that the love of my life, who I've been going out with for two weeks only, asked me out because he lost a bet. Apparently I'm the punishment for not being able to eat 10 hot dogs. FML

#3053802
285 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50208) - you deserved it (11319)

On 06/20/2009 at 4:02am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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