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Today, my husband found the box my morning after pill came in. He had a vasectomy 10 years ago. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29226) - you deserved it (420596)

On 02/09/2009 at 7:46pm - intimacy - by apricot (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I was discussing my family heritage with my girlfriend's parents. The moment I told them that I came from a German background, her seven-year-old brother pointed at me and yelled, "HITLER!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18000) - you deserved it (1849)

On 01/28/2009 at 8:38am - misc - by razzmataz - United States (California)



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