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Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (137021) - you deserved it (19613)

On 06/23/2009 at 1:56pm - kids - by ....... (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, while reading some chemistry notes I came across the term "solid water". Completely stumped, I asked myself, "What the hell is solid water?" Then I heard my little cousin say "ice." I'm a 4th year science major in university. He still checks the closet for monsters. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17763) - you deserved it (54976)

On 06/23/2009 at 10:19am - work - by uneek14 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I ran into an old student of mine at the grocery store. She didn't recognize me at first so I introduced myself as her old teacher. She looked taken aback for a moment, and then said, "Oh my God... you're still alive?" FML

#3141332 (82)

I agree, your life sucks (43217) - you deserved it (2650)

On 06/23/2009 at 7:31am - misc - by feelinblue (man) - Australia (Victoria)