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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 14 June 1990 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1173
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Nick_Stevens : I'm sure you have better things to do than listen to the misanthropic ramblings of an exceptionally bored Psychology student.
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Nick_Stevens's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend and I were playfully arguing about who loved the other more. After about a minute of this, my girlfriend walked over and kicked me in the crotch as hard as she could. She then said, "There, now you don't love me as much. I win." FML


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On 03/28/2011 at 11:33pm - love - by ouch - United States (Arizona)

Today, I annoyed my friend by texting him 'meow' over and over at random times of the day because when he's drunk he meows in his sleep. Apparently a great way to get back at me was to tell my parents I wasn't a virgin and that I got high on Wednesday. He had pictures to prove it for both. FML


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On 03/23/2011 at 12:40am - intimacy - by Fcuked (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, at work I had to convince an 80 year old mental patient that she's not Ke$ha and that she really has to put her clothes back on. FML


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On 03/22/2011 at 2:30pm - work - by Kim - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I had to take an emergency contraceptive. I was talking to my boyfriend about it, and I told him that my stomach really hurt. His response? "Aw. That's just the baby dying." FML


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On 02/25/2011 at 12:12am - intimacy - by greenchan (woman) - United States (Vermont)

Today, at a debate tournament based on domestic abuse, my partner yells out, "Has anyone considered that maybe the women DESERVED to be beaten?" FML


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On 03/16/2010 at 8:46pm - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, at work a really hot guy came up to me and asked "what are your hours?" Excited, I told him I get off at 4 but might be able to get out sooner. He started laughing and then said "I meant your store hours". He turned around and walked away, shaking his head and laughing. FML


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On 02/15/2010 at 9:29am - work - by Dumbdumb (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was taking an important exam for Calculus. Out of nowhere, the kid behind me starts violently kicking my desk. I quickly turn around and yell at him. He was having a seizure. FML


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On 12/18/2009 at 12:09am - misc - by Ryan (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I spent five minutes trying to kill a spider with my mind. FML


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On 12/17/2009 at 4:58am - animals - by AnRom (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I bought the girl I like a bouquet of roses saying "anonymous" on it, and left it on her front porch. She saw it, and called the guy she thought it was from. He said "you're welcome" and now they're going out. FML


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On 09/21/2009 at 12:02am - love - by anonymouss (man) - United States (Florida)

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