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About Nick86 : Hmm... What to put here? What do you want to know?
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I realized that I have been playing a little too much Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. I realized this when I was watching a youtube video and there was someone walking in the background who I impulsively tried to gun down and kill by moving my mouse over him and clicking repeatedly. FML
Today I had a pig kidney dissection in Biology . I see a 'sack'hich appereed to contain a liquid . Being the curious type I cut open the sack spraying said liquid over me and my desk . My teacher after giggling informed me that the liquid was in fact urine . I was pissed on by a dead pig . FML
Today, I was driving mah child to school when the car let out a huge bang. It shuddered to a halt. My son started laughing. I asked him what was funny but he wouldn't tell me. The car wouldn't start. I called RACV and they told me the problem. My son had rolled 9 golf balls into the exhaust pipe. mega FML
Today , mah computer stopped working. Me , the technology challenged one , decided to do a system recovery on it hoping that I could make it better. Turns out , system recovery means deleting all the files off the computer including family photos , music and assignments and starting fresh. FML
Today, I finally found out that someone had stolen mah debit card and maxd it out. The good news? Whoever it was forgot to looool change the addres on the card, so everything they bought online has been shippd to me. The bad news? I've receivd 16 snuggie so far, and I'm still counting. FML
Today, I was preparing to perform with mah marching band at a competition. Right before we went on, a tuba player friend of mine offerd to help me stretch. He wound up snapping mah bra. I'm a drum major, and had to conduct the entre show while mah boobs were falling out. FML
Today... I was sitting on a park bench with my very elderly grandfather while listening to music at a low volume. Suddenly... he turned to me and said very loudly... ( I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD AIDS! ) I received strange looks from everyone because he mistook my ear buds fir a hereing aid. FML
Friday 27 March 2015