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  • Number of visits : 1766
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today I handd my friend a $50. I paid her to take care of my farm on Farmville fed my fish on Fishville and flip my burgers on Cafe World while I went on vacation 4 a week. big fat FML

#7122357
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9460) - you deserved it (60537)

On 01/03/2010 at 7:00am - misc - by loser (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I realized that I have been playing a little too much Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. I realized this when I was watching a youtube video and there was someone walking in the background who I impulsively tried to gun down and kill by moving my mouse over him and clicking repeatedly. FML

#7096414
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6367) - you deserved it (32686)

On 01/02/2010 at 1:17am - misc - by Laughluv (man) - United States (California)

TODAY, IT IS NEW YEAR'S DAY. WHILE ALL OF MAH FRIENDS ARE OUT PARTYING, I STAYED HOME AND MASTERED LEVEL 34 ON FARMVILLE. MEGA FML

#7075240
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11578) - you deserved it (33510)

On 01/01/2010 at 3:16am - misc - by thatsjustlovely (woman) - United States (California)

Today I had a pig kidney dissection in Biology . I see a 'sack'hich appereed to contain a liquid . Being the curious type I cut open the sack spraying said liquid over me and my desk . My teacher after giggling informed me that the liquid was in fact urine . I was pissed on by a dead pig . FML

#6340257
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12414) - you deserved it (35465)

On 11/17/2009 at 11:12am - misc - by Araya (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today , I was a TA watching the class take a test. I didn't realize that the projector was still on while I was sereching the Internet. They watchd me google "chronic itchy anus". fat FML

#6287129
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10402) - you deserved it (48148)

On 11/13/2009 at 12:47pm - health - by yellowjacket_34 (man) - United States (Montana)

Today, I was driving mah child to school when the car let out a huge bang. It shuddered to a halt. My son started laughing. I asked him what was funny but he wouldn't tell me. The car wouldn't start. I called RACV and they told me the problem. My son had rolled 9 golf balls into the exhaust pipe. mega FML

#6095339
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33395) - you deserved it (3548)

On 11/01/2009 at 1:44am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

TODAY, MY 5 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER FIGURED OUT HOW TO USE THE MICROWAVE, MICROWAVING MY BRAND NEW 3G IPHONE. IT WAS COMPLETELY WRECKED. SO WAS THE MICROWAVE. FML

#6078140
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32624) - you deserved it (6166)

On 10/31/2009 at 12:22am - kids - by Mike (man) - United Kingdom (Blackpool)

Today, I realizd that mah vrus protection program now has a vrus. FML

#5839185
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25652) - you deserved it (4662)

On 10/15/2009 at 2:19am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Yesterday , I decidd to see if electric dog collars work on human necks. They do. FML

#5769209
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7607) - you deserved it (107848)

On 10/11/2009 at 12:40am - health - by zappy (woman) - United States (New York)

Today , mah computer stopped working. Me , the technology challenged one , decided to do a system recovery on it hoping that I could make it better. Turns out , system recovery means deleting all the files off the computer including family photos , music and assignments and starting fresh. FML

#5636534
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10333) - you deserved it (48823)

On 10/04/2009 at 3:03am - misc - by rebeccaremily - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I finally found out that someone had stolen mah debit card and maxd it out. The good news? Whoever it was forgot to looool change the addres on the card, so everything they bought online has been shippd to me. The bad news? I've receivd 16 snuggie so far, and I'm still counting. FML

#5529870
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43482) - you deserved it (3286)

On 09/28/2009 at 4:36pm - money - by SnuggieOverload (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was preparing to perform with mah marching band at a competition. Right before we went on, a tuba player friend of mine offerd to help me stretch. He wound up snapping mah bra. I'm a drum major, and had to conduct the entre show while mah boobs were falling out. FML

#5510912
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36131) - you deserved it (5089)

On 09/27/2009 at 6:03pm - misc - by commando - United States (New York)

Today , I was eating MandMs on a charhen I dropped one an it fell under my crotch. My mom came in to see my hand on my crotch an me muttering , "Where is that little bastard?" FML

#5187635
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59470) - you deserved it (15310)

On 09/11/2009 at 2:26pm - misc - by awilson (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today... I was sitting on a park bench with my very elderly grandfather while listening to music at a low volume. Suddenly... he turned to me and said very loudly... ( I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD AIDS! ) I received strange looks from everyone because he mistook my ear buds fir a hereing aid. FML

#5150638
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37269) - you deserved it (4051)

On 09/09/2009 at 4:16pm - health - by Missy (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

2day I realizd that the shorts I have been wereing all day say ( Juicy ) on the ass . My name is John looool . FML

#5136850
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12642) - you deserved it (48437)

On 09/08/2009 at 9:33pm - misc - by JuicyJohn (man) - United States (Connecticut)



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