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About NianRakluz : I dont think I have ever had a real FML moment. Not yet, at least.
I've got sweaty palms so I've got to use those darn gloves to keep my drumsticks from flying.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I was at my school's spaghetti dinner with my family. My brother shook up my mom's soda, as a prank. My entire class witnessed my mom waving around an overflowing Diet Coke while my dad yelled, "Come on, put your mouth on it! Suck it! Suck it, Kathy!" FML
Today, I was trying to get money out of an ATM. It gave me twenty dollars short, so I started hitting it and kicking it, just as the Chubb security guys came up to refill it. I got tazered. Twice. FML
Monday 1 September 2014