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  • Number of visits : 722
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About NianRakluz : I dont think I have ever had a real FML moment. Not yet, at least.

I've got sweaty palms so I've got to use those darn gloves to keep my drumsticks from flying.

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NianRakluz's favorite FMLs

Today, I applied for a job and sent my CV, then realised I sent the example CV I got off the internet. Now they think Bob Brown who lives at 123 Sunshine Street is applying for a job. FML

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82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8562) - you deserved it (33229)

On 08/02/2010 at 5:50am - work - by Julia (woman) - New Zealand (Otago)

Today, I was at my school's spaghetti dinner with my family. My brother shook up my mom's soda, as a prank. My entire class witnessed my mom waving around an overflowing Diet Coke while my dad yelled, "Come on, put your mouth on it! Suck it! Suck it, Kathy!" FML

#4630669
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (112284) - you deserved it (8473)

On 08/18/2009 at 3:20pm - misc - by gbhlaughingstock (man) - United States

Today, I was trying to get money out of an ATM. It gave me twenty dollars short, so I started hitting it and kicking it, just as the Chubb security guys came up to refill it. I got tazered. Twice. FML

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81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20652) - you deserved it (42155)

On 08/17/2009 at 6:42am - money - by SnakeEyes (man) - Australia (Queensland)



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