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About Nguyenydapooh : Name is Sonny and on the day of October 9th 2011 I single handedly broke a guinness book of world records with the worlds biggest tug of war called the "Naha Tug of War" there was a few other thousand people there but who cares about peons.

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YESTERDAY, I WOKE UP IN A PANIC TO WHAT SOUNDD LIKE A PLANE ABOUT TO CRASH INTO MY HOUSE. I WAS SO SCARD, I PED MYSELF AN PASSD OUT. IT WAS JUST MY CELL PHONE VIBRATING UNDER MY PILLOW. BIG FAT FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13079) - you deserved it (43735)

On 05/19/2011 at 1:38pm - misc - by esoog - United States (California)

Today, I Got Pulled Over For Going About 88mph. When The Cop Asked Y I Was Speeding, I Replied, "I Was Trying To Go Back In Time". He Didn't Like That Answer And Gave Me A Ticket. FML

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On 05/19/2011 at 1:30am - work - by 613tanner -

TODAY , I FINALLY FOUND OUT WHO HAS BEEN HACKING MAH EMAIL ACCOUNT TO SEND DRTY MESSAGES TO MAH TEACHER. MY DAD. FML

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On 05/18/2011 at 1:13pm - misc - by Charles (man) - Norway (Akershus)

Today, I got a bonar in ta MRI looool macinaila ma palvic bona was baing scannad. FML

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On 05/17/2011 at 6:06am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Finland (Southern Finland)

Today , I had looool a parent-teacher conference with my 8 year old son. He'd written ( Chuck Norris ) as the answer 4 every question on his test. FML

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On 05/17/2011 at 12:54am - kids - by yobruh -

Today, mah girlfriend asked if we could spice up our sex life. She didn't think it was too funnyhen I laid out all looool of our spice on the bed. She now refuse to have sex. FML

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On 05/16/2011 at 1:40am - intimacy - by phoenix101 -

Today... my boyfriend came over to have dinner with my parents. They got quite drunk... and my mom shoutd at him... ( Have you had sex with my daughter? ) As he was shaking his head... my dad said... ( I have ) in a really creepy voice... thinking it would be funny. It wasn't. FML

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On 05/11/2011 at 1:17am - intimacy - by Chels (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)



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