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About Nguyenydapooh : Name is Sonny and on the day of October 9th 2011 I single handedly broke a guinness book of world records with the worlds biggest tug of war called the "Naha Tug of War" there was a few other thousand people there but who cares about peons.

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Today, I woke up in a panic to what sounded like a plane about to crash into my house. I was so scared, I peed myself and passed out. It was just my cell phone vibrating under my pillow. FML

#16252216
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12983) - you deserved it (43504)

On 05/19/2011 at 1:38pm - misc - by esoog - United States (California)

Today, I got pulled over for going about 88mph. When the cop asked why I was speeding, I replied, "I was trying to go back in time". He didn't like that answer and gave me a ticket. FML

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On 05/19/2011 at 1:30am - work - by 613tanner -

Today, I finally found out who has been hacking my email account to send dirty messages to my teacher. My dad. FML

#16237606
151 comments

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On 05/18/2011 at 1:13pm - misc - by Charles (man) - Norway (Akershus)

Today, I got a boner in the MRI machine while my pelvic bone was being scanned. FML

#16218945
190 comments

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On 05/17/2011 at 6:06am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Finland (Southern Finland)

Today, I had a parent-teacher conference with my 8 year old son. He'd written "Chuck Norris" as the answer for every question on his test. FML

#16217085
441 comments

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On 05/17/2011 at 12:54am - kids - by yobruh -

Today, my girlfriend asked if we could spice up our sex life. She didn't think it was too funny when I laid out all of our spices on the bed. She now refuses to have sex. FML

#16200408
314 comments

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On 05/16/2011 at 1:40am - intimacy - by phoenix101 -

Today, my boyfriend came over to have dinner with my parents. They got quite drunk, and my mom shouted at him, "Have you had sex with my daughter?" As he was shaking his head, my dad said, "I have" in a really creepy voice, thinking it would be funny. It wasn't. FML

#16126147
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60773) - you deserved it (4740)

On 05/11/2011 at 1:17am - intimacy - by Chels (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)



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