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  • Town/Country : Boston, US
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  • Birth Date : Saturday 28 April 1990 (23 years)
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Today, I was eating at a restaurant patio with a few friends. After the waitress cleaned up our table there was a drop of mayonnaise on the table. I wiped it with my finger and licked it. It wasn’t mayo, it was bird shit. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28723) - you deserved it (130271)

On 05/07/2009 at 7:36am - animals - by MJ3105 (man) - Israel

Today, I was enjoying my last day of Spring Break in Panama City. I got up to dance on the stage at the Holiday Inn in front of hundreds of college kids. I tried to be sexy by turning around and bending over. My friends took pictures and my bloody tampon string was hanging out the whole time. FML

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On 03/19/2009 at 5:10pm - intimacy - by LindseyS (woman) - United States (Georgia)



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