Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

NewTimeSunday

Search for a member

NewTimeSunday

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Saturday 28 April 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 693
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

NewTimeSunday's page activity

Visits<b>DarkMirror</b> - the 06/03/2009 at 4:37pm<b>quakerscowy</b> - the 05/30/2009 at 12:24am<b>iDontFail_xD</b> - the 05/18/2009 at 9:51am<b>aguywithapanda</b> - the 05/17/2009 at 9:26pm

NewTimeSunday's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

NewTimeSunday's favorite FMLs

Today, I was eating at a restaurant patio with a few friends. After the waitress cleaned up our table there was a drop of mayonnaise on the table. I wiped it with my finger and licked it. It wasn’t mayo, it was bird shit. FML

#1712833
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31713) - you deserved it (137056)

On 05/07/2009 at 7:36am - animals - by MJ3105 (man) - Israel

Today, I was enjoying my last day of Spring Break in Panama City. I got up to dance on the stage at the Holiday Inn in front of hundreds of college kids. I tried to be sexy by turning around and bending over. My friends took pictures and my bloody tampon string was hanging out the whole time. FML

#470055
286 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33360) - you deserved it (87743)

On 03/19/2009 at 5:10pm - intimacy - by LindseyS (woman) - United States (Georgia)



FML's blog

  • FML on vacation #1: Getting there
  • A lot of people will spout off the tired old cliché that the destination isn't as important as the journey itself. Well, what if you're on your way to the Playboy Mansion then?…

Tuesday 22 July 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: