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by Ahook1 / 08/23/2010 at 7:31pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
by Photagrapher / 08/18/2010 at 12:09am / Intimacy
by anonymous / 06/11/2010 at 12:56am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by dancerr2210 / 06/09/2010 at 12:01am / United States (South Carolina) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 05/22/2010 at 7:22pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
Today, I just realized the harder my girlfriend comes during sex, the louder she snores after. I've tried earplugs but sometimes, like tonight, once I am up, I can't fall back to sleep. My choices are thus great sex and no sleep, or great sleep but no sex. FML
by SkiMaskFukd / 05/07/2010 at 9:25am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by anonymous / 03/19/2010 at 12:11am / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, he started playing with my nipples. Suddenly he stops kissing me, looks at my nipples and says, "Have they always been like this? They look like joysticks!". He then started singing the Super Mario Brother's theme song and playing the game with my nipples. FML
by Anonymous / 03/14/2010 at 10:09pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I was in my room, in my briefs and texting my girlfriend. Suddenly, I got a massive erection and I decided to take a picture to send her. As soon as my camera phone clicked, my mom walked in. You can see my mom in the picture screaming at me. FML
by anonymous / 03/06/2010 at 1:10am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by fml1977 / 03/04/2010 at 1:43am / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy
Today, I finally felt ready to take my bra off during sex. My breasts had "deflated" somewhat due to weight loss and I was really self-conscious about them, but my boyfriend insisted I was hot no matter what. When the bra came off, the dick got soft. FML
by victoriassecret / 03/03/2010 at 4:24am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I parked and noticed a car that was identical to mine across from me. I thought it was an amusing coincidence until I came back to find both cars trashed. At least the vandal realized their mistake and left a note saying, "You deserve it for having the same car as that cheater, asshole!" FML
by GuiltByTenuousAssociation / 03/01/2010 at 8:17am / United States (Massachusetts) / Transportation
Today, while waiting to do a presentation in class I felt someone flick my back, but when I turned around no one was there. It wasn't until I got up in front of the whole class that I felt my bra slowly sliding down my body. Turns out that the "flick" I felt was actually my bra clasp busting open. FML
by thewordsicantsay / 02/25/2010 at 2:05am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
Today, the girl I've been dating asked me to describe her body. I said "Thin an toned but curvy in all the right places." I then asked her the same question to which she replied, "I don't know, you know I'm always drunk when we're together." FML
Today, I went out on a date with a guy significantly older than myself. I told him I really liked him because I can have an intelligent conversation with him, unlike most guys my age. He told me he just wanted to get into my pants. FML
by thisucks / 01/28/2010 at 8:59am / Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador) / Love
- Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex, and he asked me to tell him what I wanted him to… Today, I went out with this girl I really liked and she came back to my place. Things were heating… Today, my boyfriend decided that vaginal, oral, and anal sex are starting to get boring. Let's just…