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Today, my teacher confiscated my cell phone for text messaging. He said he would give it back if the next text that I would receive was important. I prayed the guy I've been texting didn't send the dick pic he said he was going to. He did. FML
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On 02/28/2009 at 12:03pm - intimacy - by textfail (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, my teacher confiscated my cell phone for text messaging. He said he would give it back if the next text that I would receive was important. I prayed the guy I've been texting didn't send the dick pic he said he was going to. He did. FML
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On 02/28/2009 at 12:03pm - intimacy - by textfail (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML
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On 02/26/2009 at 10:30am - work - by Noname - United States (Michigan)
Today, I was having sex with a guy that I just met, and when I thought he was about to orgasm, he actually had an asthma attack. FML
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On 02/03/2009 at 2:34pm - intimacy - by ally (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I was masturbating lying on the lower bed of my brother's and my bunk beds. I finished jacking off and tried to get up to clean myself I hit my head on metal panel of the upper bed and passed out. Later woke up in my bed... found out my parents came home and saw me passed out naked holding a porn mag. FML
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On 01/23/2009 at 2:50pm - intimacy - by killmyself - United States (California)
Today, I came home from work. I crept up to the bedroom to gently wake up my girlfriend. I touch her shoulder and slowly leant in to give her a tender kiss. She suddenly wakes up and grabs me by the throat... I keep forgetting she's in the army. FML
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On 01/09/2009 at 10:23pm - love - by Cùchulainn - Sent from mobile version
Today, I sent a text message to my girlfriend telling her how much I wanted to make love to her tonight. I've just realized I sent it to her brother. FML
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On 11/14/2008 at 6:20am - intimacy - by Kaji - Sent from mobile version
Today, the real estate guy came with potential buyers to visit my house. He opened my bedroom while I was wanking. FML
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:31am - intimacy - by rmL -
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