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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 5 March 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 715
  • Number of comments : 112
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Nevereverland : Ello.
Keep it positive , nothing's worth spreading hate.
Sarcasm is a must here!
Stay safe :)
Oh and Dont Panic.

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Today, my boyfriend was such a coward that instead of breaking up with me, he changed his phone number. FML

#19193447
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30098) - you deserved it (3437)

On 03/01/2012 at 12:35am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I found out the guy that my girlfriend introduced as her brother was actually her boyfriend. I also paid for him to come out with us to the movies several times. FML

#18869027
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43001) - you deserved it (3972)

On 01/21/2012 at 8:25am - love - by addicted2v - United States (New York)

Today, I was getting intimate with my husband on our anniversary day. He climbed on top of me and firmly placed his penis on my nose. When I asked him what the hell he was doing, he burst into laughter and said I looked just like Squidward. FML

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207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44619) - you deserved it (5656)

On 10/26/2011 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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