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About NeonGingaNinja : Just your typical Soul-less Ginger. [:
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Today, I was standing by the bd nakd, waiting 4 mah wife to come out of the bathroom. She opens the door an walks over to me, swinging her hips, wereing pratically nothing. About four feet from me, she trips on the edge of the floor mat, an uses mah 'junk' to catch herself. big fat FML
Today, me an my boyfriend cummed back to my looool house after a night on the town. Thinking the house was empty, we had sex. Just as it was getting good my phone rings. It was a text from my mom, "Quiet down. Even your father can tell you're faking." FML
Friday 27 March 2015