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Nekawaii
  • Town/Country : Mexico City, Mexico
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 19 August 1986 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 253
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, we had a tornado warning and I told my parents I loved them, just in case. My dad just said "see you in Kansas". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18546) - you deserved it (5744)

On 04/10/2011 at 11:26pm - misc - by anonymous -

Today, I woke up next to my best friend after lots of drinking and the best sex I've ever had in my life. The only problem is we're both straight males. FML

#15042917 (211)

I agree, your life sucks (40816) - you deserved it (31819)

On 02/19/2011 at 4:29pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML

#15034868 (261)

I agree, your life sucks (30121) - you deserved it (6000)

On 02/19/2011 at 12:22am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I brought home a ukulele I had just bought. Excited, I showed my dad. He then looked at me, smirked, and said "Just like everything else you have, it's a bit smaller than normal." FML

#15024724 (170)

I agree, your life sucks (23847) - you deserved it (3714)

On 02/18/2011 at 2:55am - misc - by Austyn -

Today, someone at work put their used, bloodied tampon applicator back in its wrapper, and into the free tampon bin for some sucker to grab. That sucker was me. FML

#14975268 (111)

I agree, your life sucks (35174) - you deserved it (2935)

On 02/14/2011 at 4:34pm - intimacy - by bleu_noir (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I realized that as a result of working in an office which has an oddly-placed window, the direct sunlight has caused the left side of my face to become significantly darker than the right. Just call me Harvey Dent. FML

#14935582 (53)

I agree, your life sucks (20787) - you deserved it (2461)

On 02/11/2011 at 1:15pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I learned that ham is part of a pig, and not a completely different animal. I'm eighteen. FML

#14924487 (252)

I agree, your life sucks (5371) - you deserved it (41233)

On 02/10/2011 at 5:37pm - misc - by acab93 - United States (Texas)

Today, my professor's son died in a car accident and class has been cancelled until further notice. All my friends were delighted and cheered about it in front of me. I was dating my professor's son. FML

#14922394 (342)

I agree, your life sucks (80258) - you deserved it (3226)

On 02/10/2011 at 1:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)



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