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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 5 September 1975 (39 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 21266
  • Number of comments : 120
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Neenertastic : I'm an artist.

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Today, I went to Starbucks to get coffee . The employees told me that there was no more coffee . I started cursing at them and told them that I am in a really big hurry, and that I need coffee every day . They had been yelling back the whole time . Little did I realize, they were saying April Fool's . fat FML


I agree, your life sucks (9065) - you deserved it (104183)

On 04/01/2009 at 10:36pm - misc - by lisa321 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I Was Called By My 9 Year Old Son's Teacher. He Had Handcuffed Himself To His Desk With Handcuffs He Found In My Room. I Was Told To Please Bring In The Key An Not To Leave My Kinky Toys Outhere A Child Could Get Them. I'm A Cop.


I agree, your life sucks (97078) - you deserved it (9157)

On 03/31/2009 at 4:47pm - kids - by poo_shoe123 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I don't know very well. He told me to dress in formal attire so I assumd he was taking me to a nice dinner. He took me to his brothers wedding, and introducd me as ( the one ) to his entire family. FML


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On 03/31/2009 at 6:44am - love - by lizzardbreath (woman) - United States (California)

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  • Hi there Friday, great to see you again! What are we going to talk about this week? It's the same question that most people ask themselves while strolling into their usual bar on a Friday night, on their way to…

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