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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 5 September 1975 (38 years)
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  • Number of visits : 21138
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Neenertastic : I'm an artist.

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Today, I went to Starbucks to get coffee. The employees told me that there was no more coffee. I started cursing at them and told them that I am in a really big hurry, and that I need coffee every day. They had been yelling back the whole time. Little did I realize, they were saying April Fool's. FML


I agree, your life sucks (8965) - you deserved it (103222)

On 04/01/2009 at 10:36pm - misc - by lisa321 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was called by my 9 year old son's teacher. He had handcuffed himself to his desk with handcuffs he found in my room. I was told to please bring in the key and not to leave my kinky toys out where a child could get them. I'm a cop. FML


I agree, your life sucks (96263) - you deserved it (9123)

On 03/31/2009 at 4:47pm - kids - by poo_shoe123 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I don't know very well. He told me to dress in formal attire so I assumed he was taking me to a nice dinner. He took me to his brothers wedding, and introduced me as "the one" to his entire family. FML


I agree, your life sucks (104033) - you deserved it (7006)

On 03/31/2009 at 6:44am - love - by lizzardbreath (woman) - United States (California)

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