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About Neekadeek : I love books
Favorute autors are: Erin Hunter,Michael Scott,Kat Falls, Rick Riordan, and lastly im spassing on her name but the author of the Hunger Games

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Today, I walked into my dad straightening my dog's fur. His excuse? The dog needed to feel pretty. FML

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86 comments

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On 02/19/2013 at 2:01am - animals - by xtammyle - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was hit in the head by a golf ball. I wasn't near a golf course, and nobody was anywhere in sight. I'm still trying to figure out what happened. FML

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127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35956) - you deserved it (3456)

On 12/17/2012 at 2:38pm - health - by wtf - United States

Today, I was consoling my drunk husband as he violently emptied his stomach contents into our toilet. One particular retch made me nauseous, and I vomited all down his back, causing him to turn his head and vomit all over the wall. I got to clean it all up. FML

#20108214
100 comments

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On 10/08/2012 at 9:55pm - love - by hnickell93 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my friends dared me to answer the door naked for the pizza guy. I heard the doorbell but when I answered, it was the little boy from next door participating in a fundraiser. FML

#20107826
142 comments

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On 10/08/2012 at 6:27pm - kids - by Anonymous - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I heard of an inevitable world-wide bacon shortage on the news. FML

#20089182
394 comments

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On 09/26/2012 at 2:57am - misc - by bacon lovers worst nightmare - United States (California)

Today, while walking home, I passed some guy loudly whining that foreign imports are destroying our economy, and that we should all be deported. When I pointed out that the mobile phone in his hand was clearly a Samsung, he turned bright red and punched me in the gut. FML

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112 comments

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On 07/20/2012 at 6:45pm - health - by fxck (man) - South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal)

Today, I finally realized how depressed I am when I found bubble wrap and didn't feel like popping it. FML

#19957944
172 comments

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On 07/19/2012 at 5:01am - health - by Epiphany (man) - United States

Today, my dad was making coffee for the family. Half-way through, he excused himself to the bathroom, so for a laugh, I discreetly poured a load of salt into his drink. When he served us, I drank a mouthful and doubled over hacking. My dad barked, "I wasn't born yesterday, son." FML

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On 07/14/2012 at 4:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Nigeria (Lagos)

Today, I spoke to my hormonal pregnant wife about baby names. I told her I liked the name "Tabitha", and she went into a full rage about how all letters have textures, colours and emotions and how T is an evil letter. Apparently it's orange, plastic, and a needle trying to stab her eyes out. FML

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260 comments

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On 07/09/2012 at 3:31am - kids - by LNamesOnly (man) - Australia

Today, my mom and I somehow got into a serious argument over the ethics of capturing and training Pokémon. FML

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174 comments

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On 07/08/2012 at 5:03pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was in the shower, when I heard my daughter scream and shout, "Mommy, mommy! Help! Come quick!" I panicked and rushed downstairs without even looking for a towel to cover myself, all so I could find out she'd just gotten a piece of dirt on her shoe. FML

#19881978
102 comments

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On 07/02/2012 at 5:17pm - kids - by Sh*t (woman) - Venezuela (Distrito Federal)

Today, I was told off for not holding the door open for a woman behind me at work. Yesterday I was informed that chivalry is offensive to women, as it implies that they are not equal to men. I can't win. FML

#19774183
190 comments

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On 06/11/2012 at 11:56pm - misc - by JohnBlack (man) - United States

Today, I asked my Dad if it was true that my mother had a C-section at my birth. He replied "Yeah, so technically you weren't even born, you were surgically removed, like a tumor." FML

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50 comments

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On 09/01/2011 at 7:40pm - misc - by mannydanny (woman) - United Kingdom (Coventry)

Today, my house got watermeloned. Not egged, watermeloned. FML

#17564993
103 comments

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On 08/24/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by skichick54 - United States (Washington)



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