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About Neekadeek : I love books
Favorute autors are: Erin Hunter,Michael Scott,Kat Falls, Rick Riordan, and lastly im spassing on her name but the author of the Hunger Games

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Today, I walkad into my dad straigtaning my dog's fur . His axcusa? Ta dog naadad to faal pratty . FML

#20513110
87 comments

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On 02/19/2013 at 2:01am - animals - by xtammyle - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was hit in the head by a golf ball!! I wasn't near a golf course, and nobody was anywhere in sight!! I'm still trying to figure out what happened!! FML

#20403784
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37574) - you deserved it (3563)

On 12/17/2012 at 2:38pm - health - by wtf - United States

Today, I was consoling my drunk husband as he violently emptid his stomach content into our toilet!! One particular retch made me nauseous, and I vomitd all down his back, causing him to turn his head and vomit all over the wall!! I got to clean it all up!! FML

#20108214
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22746) - you deserved it (4710)

On 10/08/2012 at 9:55pm - love - by hnickell93 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, mah friends dard me to answer the door nakd fir the pizza guy. I heard the doorbell but when I answerd, it was the little boy from next door participating in a fundraiser. FML

#20107826
146 comments

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On 10/08/2012 at 6:27pm - kids - by Anonymous - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today , I hered of an inevitable world-wide bacon shortage on the news. fat FML

#20089182
395 comments

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On 09/26/2012 at 2:57am - misc - by bacon lovers worst nightmare - United States (California)

today while walking home.. . I passd some guy loudly whining that foreign imports are destroying our economy.. . and that we should all be deportd . When I pointd out that the mobile phone in his hand was clearly a Samsung.. . he turnd bright rd and punchd me in the gut . FML

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113 comments

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On 07/20/2012 at 6:45pm - health - by fxck (man) - South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal)

Today , I finally realized how depressed I amhen I found bubble wrap and didn't feel like popping it. mega FML

#19957944
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31559) - you deserved it (2527)

On 07/19/2012 at 5:01am - health - by Epiphany (man) - United States

yesterday dad was making coffee fir te family. Half-way troug... e excused imself to te batroom... so fir a laug... I discreetly poured a load of salt into is drink. Wen e served us... I drank a moutful and doubled over acking. My dad barked... "I wasn't born yesterday... son." FML

#19937636
110 comments

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On 07/14/2012 at 4:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Nigeria (Lagos)

Today, I spoke to ma ormonal pregnant wife about babby names. I told er I liked te name ( Tabita ), an se went into a full rage about ow all letters ave textures, colours an emotions an ow T is an evil letter. Apparently it's orange, plastic, an a needle trying to stab er eyes out. real FML

#19913255
264 comments

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On 07/09/2012 at 3:31am - kids - by LNamesOnly (man) - Australia

Taday Mah Mom And I Somehow Got Into A Serious Argument Over The Ethics Of Capturing And Training Pokémon. FML

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174 comments

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On 07/08/2012 at 5:03pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

I Was In The Shower... When I Heard My Daughter Scream And Shout... "Mommy... Mommy! Help! Come Quick!" I Panicked And Rushed Downstairs Without Even Looking For A Towel To Cover Myself... All So I Could Fine Out She'd Just Gotten A Piece Of Dirt On Her Shoe. Mega FML

#19881978
102 comments

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On 07/02/2012 at 5:17pm - kids - by Sh*t (woman) - Venezuela (Distrito Federal)

TODAY I WAS TOLD OFF 4 NOT HOLDING THE DOOR OPEN 4 A WOMAN BEHIND ME AT WORK!! YESTERDAY I WAS INFORMD THAT CHIVALRY IS OFFENSIVE TO WOMEN, AS IT IMPLIES THAT THEY ARE NOT EQUAL TO MEN!! I CAN'T WIN!! FML

#19774183
189 comments

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On 06/11/2012 at 11:56pm - misc - by JohnBlack (man) - United States

Today, I asked mah Dad if it was true that mah mother had a C-section at mah brth. He replied "Yeah, so technically you weren't even born, you were surgically removed, like a tumor." FML

#17638273
53 comments

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On 09/01/2011 at 7:40pm - misc - by mannydanny (woman) - United Kingdom (Coventry)

TODAY, MY HOUSE GOT WATERMELOND. NOT EGGD, WATERMELOND. FML

#17564993
106 comments

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On 08/24/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by skichick54 - United States (Washington)



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