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About Needafarm : Newly married to the best guy ever, even when he annoys me.
Was a vegetarian for 16 years until last year. I only eat sustainably farmed meat now but still love my veggies.
Love movies with Bruce Willis.
Looking for a house with a bit of land to raise some poultry and goats or a cow or two and build a greenhouse.
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Today, I brought my 90-year-old grandfather into school for a project that required to bring in "a first-hand account" of the Great Depression. He started off by telling the class how in his day, they "threw rocks at black people." FML
Today, I was babysitting, playing hide and go seek. I tried to jump behind the armchair, but it tipped, and I hit my head into the wind chimes, ripped the curtain rod from the wall, and smashed my knee into the wall. I lay on the ground in agonizing pain as the little girl shouted, "I know where you are!" FML
Friday 26 September 2014