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Needafarm

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 3 December 1977 (38 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2335
  • Number of comments : 309
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 78 posted

About Needafarm : Newly married to the best guy ever, even when he annoys me.
Was a vegetarian for 16 years until last year. I only eat sustainably farmed meat now but still love my veggies.
Love movies with Bruce Willis.
Looking for a house with a bit of land to raise some poultry and goats or a cow or two and build a greenhouse.

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Today, I brought my 90-year-old grandfather into school for a project that required to bring in "a first-hand account" of the Great Depression. He started off by telling the class how in his day, they "threw rocks at black people." FML

#19608717
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I agree, your life sucks (30321) - you deserved it (4234)

On 05/11/2012 at 7:52pm - misc - by Class (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was babysitting, playing hide and go seek. I tried to jump behind the armchair, but it tipped, and I hit my head into the wind chimes, ripped the curtain rod from the wall, and smashed my knee into the wall. I lay on the ground in agonizing pain as the little girl shouted, "I know where you are!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21016) - you deserved it (5899)

On 05/11/2012 at 7:16pm - kids - by jessye1182 - United States (New York)



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