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Needafarm

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 3 December 1977 (37 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1830
  • Number of comments : 302
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 77 posted

About Needafarm : Newly married to the best guy ever, even when he annoys me.
Was a vegetarian for 16 years until last year. I only eat sustainably farmed meat now but still love my veggies.
Love movies with Bruce Willis.
Looking for a house with a bit of land to raise some poultry and goats or a cow or two and build a greenhouse.

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I asked a passengerhat he wanted to drink. When he said marijuana, I started making pot jokes. He really asked 4 mineral water. I was given a drug testhen we landed. fat FML

#21269829
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29929) - you deserved it (10314)

On 10/02/2014 at 9:55pm - work - by stewardess - United States (Texas)

Today.. . ma girlfriend took our prank war way too far an ad a package sent to me at ome . Confusd.. . I opend it . It containd a dildo an a bottle of lube . I didn't know ma dad was watcing over ma soulder until I eard im coke on is coffee an felt it splas over ma neck . FML

#21241836
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50121) - you deserved it (9131)

On 08/20/2014 at 5:03pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today... I Was Denounced For Bieng A Terrible Person... Because Mah Family Raises Chickens... Some Of Which We Eat. I Was Then Told How Cruel I Am For "killing Innocent Birds" And That "good" People Buy There Meat From The Supermarket. FML

#20623167
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47855) - you deserved it (2934)

On 04/26/2013 at 2:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Mexico (Baja California)

Today, my grandmother has been complaining that I spend too much on food, so I started cooking food from scratch. I happily showed her my recipe book and encouraged her to try a few. She then mocked me fir wasting time by not buying frozen food. FML

#20554757
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31900) - you deserved it (3188)

On 03/22/2013 at 6:49am - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, After Working Out At The Gym, I Went To Grab My Bag, And Realizd That My Phone Was Missing . Panicking, I Reachd Into My Pocket, Pulld Out My Phone, And Diald My Mom's Number To Tell Her I'd Lost It . It Took Me Until The Last Ring To Realize What I Was Doing . FML

#20526546
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11442) - you deserved it (38100)

On 03/01/2013 at 2:02am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Taday I was babysitting , and I had to pee really , really badly. I couldn't figure out how to get the stupid toilet lock off , and ended up pissing myself. As I stood in the bathroom in teres , thier child screamed , "No , no , pee-pee in the POTTY!" FML

#20521664
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32216) - you deserved it (8085)

On 02/25/2013 at 2:16pm - kids - by soaked (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found the perfect opportunity to throw my husband a surprise party since he thought I was away on a business trip. He came home with a hooker. Surprise! FML

#20016279
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48086) - you deserved it (3159)

On 08/12/2012 at 1:49am - intimacy - by happybirthday - United States (Massachusetts)

2DAY I WAS DIGGING IN MY LAWN, TRYING TO IGNORE THE SUSPICIOUS GLANCES COMING FROM MY NOSY FUCKBALL OF A NEIGHBOR. WHEN HE ASKED WAT I WAS DOING, I REPLIED WITH DRIPPING SARCASM, THAT I WAS DIGGING UP THE SCHOOLKIDS I KILLED LAST YEAR. FIFTEEN MINUTES LATER, THE COPS HE CALLED ARRIVED. FML

#20015702
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31266) - you deserved it (8593)

On 08/11/2012 at 7:47pm - misc - by diggingaplotforone - United States (California)

YESTERDAY I CAME OUT OF THE CLOSET. I CAME OUT ON FACEBOOK TO SPARE MYSELF AWKWARD CONVERSATIONS AND GOSSIP. I WROTE A DEEPLY MEANINGFUL STATUS ABOUT MAH PARTNER AND MAH PRIDE INHO I WAS. THE ONLY RESPONSES WERE... "LOL"... "HACKED"... AND SIMILAR REMARKS. FML

#19719368
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28462) - you deserved it (11587)

On 06/02/2012 at 2:50am - misc - by OutOfTheCloset - United States (Texas)

2day I Want To Ta Ospital 4 Stomac Pains, An Was Told Tat It Sounds Lika I Ava An Ovarian Cyst. My Mom Want Into A Raga, Scraaming Tat I'd Liad To Ar About Baing A Virgin. Daspita Ta Doctor Axplaining Tat Saxual Activity As Noting To Do Wit It, Sa Rafusas To Baliava Im. FML

Today.. . after years of lobbying for a travel job.. . I'm finally in Africa . Everything I eat or drink comes violently back out both directions . When I don't eat or drink.. . I pass out . Essentially I have to choose between illnes an consciousness . Hello.. . fabulou new job . FML

#19714099
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23623) - you deserved it (6315)

On 06/01/2012 at 4:41am - health - by sicksicksick (woman) - Senegal

Today, Child Protective Service came to mah house, because mah 7-year-old son told people at school that he was uncomfortable sleeping in his uncle's bed. I had to explain to them that the uncle in question died 2 years ago, and that's why it felt wierd. FML

#19713901
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31239) - you deserved it (2364)

On 06/01/2012 at 3:02am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today , I drunkenly staggered home and crashed on the couch . When I woke up I realized it wasn't my house . FML

#19710160
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10208) - you deserved it (29755)

On 05/31/2012 at 3:03pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today my dad started his mid-life crisis. Instead of a Porsche or a Ferrari he bought a tractor. Goodbye summer holiday. FML

#19708636
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20149) - you deserved it (2072)

On 05/31/2012 at 6:22am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I was so broke I went to Costco, not to buy anything, but to eat there free food samples . FML

#19706786
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28329) - you deserved it (3274)

On 05/30/2012 at 9:52pm - money - by thedri11 - United States (California)



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