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NavyguyWTF
  • Town/Country : Everywhere, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 12 March 1986 (28 years)
  • Number of visits : 635
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About NavyguyWTF : I'm in the Navy; love it. Live in WA; could be worse. Deployed right now; freakin sucks here! haha

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Today, I went on a first date to the movies. During the flick, I choked on a piece of popcorn. I took a gulp of soda and that got stuck as well. I finally got my breath back and let out the loudest burp I ever have. He looked at me and said "Does this mean I can fart now?" FML

#13220186
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14525) - you deserved it (24073)

On 09/27/2010 at 7:45am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I was watching TV with my grandpa, and he stopped flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote landed on my stomach as my mom and grandma walked in. They yelled at me for being a pervert for an hour, while my grandpa sat and chuckled. FML

#13180631
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30267) - you deserved it (3223)

On 09/24/2010 at 6:22am - misc - by Andrew - United States (Indiana)

Today, I told my 3 year old daughter to behave or I'd spank her. She looked right at me and said "Bring it." FML

#13026235
417 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28825) - you deserved it (26806)

On 09/12/2010 at 9:38pm - kids - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, at work, I leaned back in a chair too far, causing me to tip over and smash my head into a wall. If that wasn't enough damage, my boss keeps replaying the security footage to everyone I work with. My head hurts not from the fall, but the loud laughter that keeps coming from inside the office. FML

#12987645
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11892) - you deserved it (18538)

On 09/10/2010 at 6:02am - work - by hard_headed (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I awkwardly had to comfort my 32 year old friend when he broke down crying in the middle of a crowded McDonald's. Apparently they no longer serve barbecue bacon cheeseburgers. FML

#12973332
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25240) - you deserved it (3127)

On 09/09/2010 at 3:48am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I got the haircut I've been wanting for ages. I then called my girlfriend of two years and asked what she would do if I got a haircut. She told me she would dump me and then invited me to her house for dinner. I'm scared to go. FML

#12887247
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27183) - you deserved it (5137)

On 09/03/2010 at 3:56pm - love - by Fmylife.25 - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was driving home with my dad after buying a new truck. We were on the freeway and the engine wasn't revving up very much. My dad thought that something was wrong with my transmission, so he reached over to change gears. Most cars won't go into reverse at high speeds. Mine does. FML

#12706799
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21223) - you deserved it (2277)

On 08/23/2010 at 7:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had to tell my doctor the real reason why I can't sleep at night for him to prescribe me anymore Ambien: I still have the irrational fear that there are monsters in the closet. I'm 22. FML

#12616432
122 comments

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On 08/19/2010 at 12:10am - health - by Sleeeeeep - Sent from mobile version

Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML

#8817091
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19052) - you deserved it (6576)

On 03/04/2010 at 1:43am - intimacy - by fml1977 (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, a ball rolled up to me, so I picked it up and threw it over the school wall. A little boy who was behind me asked for his ball back. It's Sunday and the school is closed. FML

#2505
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6790) - you deserved it (29108)

On 01/25/2009 at 7:36am - misc - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, my 19 year old girlfriend dumped me because she thinks I'm immature. I'm 30. FML

#2154
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7397) - you deserved it (52581)

On 01/22/2009 at 7:06am - love - by Benji - Sent from mobile version



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