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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 21 February 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1156
  • Number of comments : 50
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Navith : I am a human.

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Navith's favorite FMLs

Today, my parents' divorce was finalized, and my mother decided to publicly celebrate with a bikini wax. She calls it her "Declaration of Independence". FML

#17652939
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26702) - you deserved it (2600)

On 09/03/2011 at 1:06pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my friends happily announced that although they had been cut, they were still going to be playing on the school's volleyball team. The rumor going around is that everyone who tried out made the team. I never got a call back. FML

#17652760
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20848) - you deserved it (2484)

On 09/03/2011 at 12:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I have been released from jail because my idiot friends decided to get me a surprise hooker for my birthday. Turns out "Candy" was actually an undercover cop. My friends ditched me. I was the only one arrested. FML

Today, my drunk dad started yelling at my dog for not having a job. FML

#15962479
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44910) - you deserved it (4805)

On 04/28/2011 at 11:53am - animals - by Cecilly2010 -

Today, I was thinking about my new diet and workout plan as I was getting dressed in the morning, feeling much thinner and more energetic. Just as the thought passed through my brain, the button on my skirt popped off. FML

#15013334
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24773) - you deserved it (5278)

On 02/17/2011 at 6:12am - health - by stillchubby (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was in science class studying dead insects for biology. After packing away the jars, I noticed a red-back spider on the bench. Thinking it was missing from a jar, I picked it up. It wasn't missing. It was alive. FML

#15013181
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29241) - you deserved it (4739)

On 02/17/2011 at 5:39am - animals - by shaunaaa (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my friend finally convinced me that if I picked up her cat it wouldn't scratch my eyes out. It peed on me instead. FML

#15011616
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23230) - you deserved it (3662)

On 02/17/2011 at 12:58am - animals - by hannah (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She's a sock puppet. FML

#14802825
271 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18681) - you deserved it (64863)

On 02/01/2011 at 9:32pm - intimacy - by seepeezy32 -



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