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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 13 July 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 701
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (237427) - you deserved it (82083)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (284638) - you deserved it (52000)

On 02/06/2009 at 10:55pm - misc - by hahahehehohohoo (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (288715) - you deserved it (28295)

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